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- Thread: Chip Kelly Bad Investment
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It's been whiter than a Merita bread factory up there, mane. A brother can't never get hired in the 3 main sports. You already got a Coach White and now you talking about bringing in a guy named Frost? Just go ahead and change the name of the Swamp to the Cracker Barrel and put a white picket fence around it.
All 3 Heisman winners are the Caucasian sons of evangelical ministers. Every major UF media personality is white: Tim Tebow, Jesse Palmer, Chris Doering, Shane Matthews, Erin Andrews, Laura Rutledge, Brady Ackerman, Scot Brantley.
How you gone compete with the Canez like that? They got the Turnover Chain.
This is the list UF should be looking at if it wants to fix its program and develop some street cred:
1.) Chollie Skrong....Texas wasn't the right fit because they have their own honks who couldn't accept a brother as head coach. Bring him in and let him do work. No one would recruit FL better.
2.) "Wild" Willie T....he's only been at Oregon a year, so he might not leave. But, he'd recruit FL extremely well and build a dynamic offense.
3.) K-Sum....another great coach who hasn't had a fair shake in Texas. Great offense that would work even better with FL speed. Only negative is that he sometimes talks too white and that might not sell in the 'muck.
4.) Tom-Tom....this one is off the board and no one is talking about him. He knows the show is almost over with the Steelers, though, and would be a big hit with recruits.
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Ox must still be giddy from that offensive explosion last Saturday. He forgot to mention
1-Members that post inside information on recruiting, players status, and the never ending search to improve the staff.
2-Interactive threads started by members of Mac's staff (2 ⁴ where are you?)
3-The opportunity to participate in polls, and scoring contests err well, dont get your hopes up on that last one
4-Hang with the most knowledgeable, passionate, and best Gator fans on the internet
What are you waiting for