So this will be a little melodramatic but I have an announcement to make.
Just as my beloved Miami Heat were showing themselves to be true contenders for the 2020* NBA Championship, our former player LeBron &%$#ing James has ordained that the LA Lakers are going to boycott the remainder of the playoffs over racial injustice. And the LA Clippers have reportedly followed suit.
If this one decision by this one man leads to the cancellation of the playoffs, then as God as my witness -- and this is coming from a basketball fan --
I solemnly swear that I will never, ever again watch that azzhole LeBron James play basketball, unless he is facing the Heat in the playoffs. And if that happens, well...
Let's just say that at that point voodoo will come into play. SERIOUS voodoo.