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It's probably how his wife destresses after work. I've known quite a few nurses in my days, and this is pretty common behavior. That being said, what a moron for posting this
do you recall who wrote that song?
you'll be impressed
Wow - I had to Google it! That’s funny.
Those degrees might be too useful... he strikes me as a "Sanskrit" guy.“Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our frontliners. Time to make her some breakfast.”
What a guy. Maybe stay-at-home while working on a degree in Mandarin or Eastern Religion. A moron however you read it.
She has no eyes or noseMy girl’s a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
She has a green TV
It’s called an EKG
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
Each time she breaths in air
She sounds like Darth Vader
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
She prefers pur��ed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
I'm sure he made her a nice hot breakfast... Eggo waffles.I wonder if he made her Frosted Flakes or Lucky Charms?
“Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our frontliners. Time to make her some breakfast.”
What a guy. Maybe stay-at-home while working on a degree in Mandarin or Eastern Religion. A moron however you read it.