Recruiting 2023 Recruiting Thread: 4* OT Caden Jones completes the class

Pablos Tunnel

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Rumor has it, Deion is offering his players the following....
1.) Quickest, easiest path to the NFL.
2.) Smoke all the legal dope you want - I see nothing.
3.) Here's some money and a car - welcome to Boulder.
4.) Immediate playing time.
5.) Hookers and blow on the down low - Cheetah's NIL partnership.
'bout right
 

TheMarylandGator

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Haunted. He was teetering. Rumor is that it was auto-erotic asphyxiation. One more for old times sake on the way out.
I really expected to see far more, given the way they foam at the mouth. And to be specific, I'm referring to rage quitting the board, not auto-erotic asphyxiation. Everyone can pull their pants back up.
 

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