I'm not going to bother with the rest of the post because Billy doesn't really have a chance against any of those other teams.
Cowbell is on the road, has an OC that scores big points. Honestly this should always be an EASY win for a Gator team but didn't work reality we know it's probably a coin flip. if it were at home I'd call it a likely win but Retard Billy is basically useless on the road.
SCUM- our guy is STUPID but so is there. this one's going to be entertaining just to see which which coach does the dumbest thing. It could go extra innings to see which one us more incompetent. the good news is we've only paid 50 million for our clown, they paid 100.
UK- lol. Another loss. They have half the talent and four times the coach. Stoops isnt good by any means but he is four times the coach of Skingblade. He simply wont let Billy run the plays he wants to run and Billy cant compute and wont run anything else. This loss pretty much seals the deal.
Samford- a loss would basically mean he's fired that day. They are far better than USF and Arky though. Surely this is a win.
UCF- good coach but for some reason they are absolute trash and have no talent. Should be an easy win even for Slingblade. But nothing is easy for Slingbkade, is it?
Im going to slightly change my mind. Tennessee's the only other game which I see in the maybe column, because they are Tennessee. They always find away to lose. Maybe their defensive coordinator will decide to give us the run but stop the pass again this year.