Florida Man

[GatorJ]

WTF is wrong with people? What would possess a sane person to get a permanent tattoo of another person showing a tiny pecker? What an idiot!

People are just utterly stupid

 

[Delg8tor]

I believe you are correct sir J!

 

[t-gator]

Not sure...should probably ask t.

Haha, I'm just now seeing this. Peckerhead.

 

[GatorJ]

This is hilarious:

 

[Lake Gator]

Shot his 'Load'ed gun, eh?

In the head no less !! What a mess.

 

[GatorJ]

 

[g8tr72]

Florida man killed after asking if bulletproof vest works, police say
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/police-man-shot-after-asking-if-bulletproof-vest-works

 

[g8tr72]

http://www.bostonleader.com/florida-man-high-meth-cuts-off-genitals-feeds-alligator/

 

[TLB]

^^Following that link:

http://www.bostonleader.com/florida-man-arrested-first-date-ends-womans-nipple-bitten-off/

From Tallahassee.

 

[Gatordiddy]

http://www.bostonleader.com/florida-man-high-meth-cuts-off-genitals-feeds-alligator/

^^Following that link:

http://www.bostonleader.com/florida-man-arrested-first-date-ends-womans-nipple-bitten-off/

From Tallahassee.

A couple of noteworthy items stood out to me in those articles:

1. "...the gator is alleged to 'quickly pounce on Mr. Canfield's genitals and consume them'. (alleged because of legal reprisal?)
"There's no chance whatsoever of recovering them," stated an investigator. (good detective work there - probably anticipated a reporter's question)

2. It was a five day binge. How does one devote that much time to just this one specific activity?
I hope he submitted a time card at work for vacation days ahead of time.

3. Never thought I'd see this in print: "...said one investigator, "but when we saw the blood around his mouth, and then what was in the middle of his puke, we knew we were dealing with a serious felon".

Yay Florida - it's another planet!

 

[Swamp Donkey]

You just know that is Fever.

 

[TLB]

http://www.bostonleader.com/florida-man-high-meth-cuts-off-genitals-feeds-alligator/

Shocked fishermen discover male human genitals inside a large yellowfin tuna caught in Tampa Bay

Jerry Masterson, 33, caught the large yellowfin tunaweighing in at over 80 pounds in Tampa Bay, Florida. The horror discovery was made when Mr Masterson started gutting the fish while onboard the boat. “We were convinced we were just going to have one of those days when the fish don’t bite, when I felt a big tug on my line.” Mr Masterson was at first thrilled to land the massive tuna, but was soon disgusted at what he found. He said: “I had just made a cut behind the fish’s head and through its belly, running the knife down along its spine. “My first reaction was one of disgust, because there was a terrible smell of decomposing meat coming from the fish’s stomach. “Inside the fish’s stomach was an awful sight. There was no mistaking that I was looking at a man’s penis and testicles.”

 

[TLB]

Florida man discovers bride is granddaughter, no plans to divorce

A 68-year-old Florida millionaire received a “terrible shock” after learning that he had mistakenly married his own biological granddaughter. The man and his 24-year-old bride, who live together in Miami after tying the knot three months ago, discovered the unfortunate coincidence as they leafed through one of his old photo albums, the Florida Sun Post reported.

The album included photos of the man’s children from his first marriage, from whom he had long been estranged. His wife recognized her husband’s eldest son as being her own father. “When I saw my father in that photo album, I just felt an overwhelming sense of despair,” she told the paper.

The man, whose second marriage ended in divorce and financial difficulties in 2009, won several million dollars in a lottery jackpot two years later. The woman, who had become estranged from her parents after falling pregnant as a teenager, was working as an exotic dancer in Jacksonville when the pair, who have not been named, met through a dating website.

 

[cover2]

Florida man discovers bride is granddaughter, no plans to divorce

This seems like it should be in a thread titled "Tennessee Man..."

 

[GatorJ]

Florida man discovers bride is granddaughter, no plans to divorce

How is Florida allowing this marriage to stand?

 

[g8tr72]

Florida man stabs father who tried to circumcise him, police say
Alex Fultz afraid of having foreskin cut off, man tells police
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/so...father-who-tried-to-circumcise-him-police-say

 

[TLB]

(Florida Wo)man arrested after allegedly offering sexual favors for chicken nuggets

The deputy said Direeno negotiated sexual favors for $25 and chicken nuggets.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

McDonalds is a great place to meet hungry women.

 

[Gatordiddy]

McDonalds is a great place to meet hungry women.

@1:07

 

[Gatordiddy]

Dumbass

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/1...ting-lunch-then-asks-cops-whats-big-deal.html