Nice job Nord

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Punt returns 104th
Kickoff returns 79th
Kickoff returns allowed 111th
Punt returns allowed 129th
 

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But the Gators are an elite team

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Punt returns 104th
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Kickoff returns allowed 111th
Punt returns allowed 129th
With a little more coaching, I see no reason why KO Returns can't be in the 'hundreds as well.
 

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Good God. That looks like a stomach goiter. Which would really be amazing seeing as how there is no such thing as a stomach goiter.

On a side note, why is it that coaches always wear jackets or pull over long sleeve shirts when it's 95 degrees out? It's like they are little old ladies who get frostbite when the temperatures dip below 85.
 

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Is that the Alien baby coming out of his stomach?
...this?

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More likely...

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On a side note, why is it that coaches always wear jackets or pull over long sleeve shirts when it's 95 degrees out? It's like they are little old ladies who get frostbite when the temperatures dip below 85.
Trying to protect from skin cancers most likely.
 

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He should have been locked out of the locker room after that punt in the 4th quarter. We have one of the best punters in the country and we can't angle a punt to the sideline and cover it!
 

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Opponent kickoff return rank is wrong. We haven't allowed a single return of a kickoff all season. Maybe the stat takes into account the two he's kicked out of bounds? :dunno:
 

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Posted this in C2's thread but it bears repeating here:


Speaking of which...

NOOOOOORD!!!!!

This game was lost on special teams. Our typically stellar punting was bad. Our typically bad return game was bad. Eddie sending a KO out of bounds, MacArthur Burnett getting 20 penalty yards on a KO return, repeatedly failing to catch the punt resulting in long rolls (honestly, I think he’s scared of muffing the catch), bad decisions on taking KOs out of the end zone (are we ALL hoping we just take a knee every time?), and giving up the big return leading to their go-ahead FG.

There was a ton of “hidden” lost yardage. Special teams is where we lost this game. Every time they needed a score, we gifted them with great field position. When we needed a score, unforced special teams errors had us starting out in the hole.

Yes, I know we have 17 players out on suspension or injury and those numbers show up in the kicking game but that’s not an excuse for dumb penalties, poor execution by our All-SEC kickers, or failing to simply catch a freaking punt instead of letting it roll.

NOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!




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Trying to protect from skin cancers most likely.

I get that, but many times it's non breathable windbreakers and jackets. It would be like wearing a wet suit.
 

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