Why Not Bell?

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A little something for you old Kerwin Bell fans, my memory of the great comeback against Auburn:



I may be getting older, but I'll never, ever forget that Auburn game. It was, without a doubt, the greatest moment in Gator , if not American, history.

The Gator offense was inept that day. Auburn jumped out to a huge, insurmountable lead. The O&B faithful despaired. Then, a desperate Galen Hall picked up his emergency red telephone and called the ER at Shands. He gritted his teeth and simply said "Bring me Bell." To the horror of his physicians, Kerwin demanded that an ambulance immediately transport him to the stadium.

Kerwin didn't start because he was on crutches that day. You see, he had broken his leg in an earlier game giving his all for the Gators. He was in a full cast from hip all the way down to his foot. Gangrene had set in and the leg was due to be amputated later that day. It didn't matter to Kerwin. The Gators needed him, and he wasn't going to let them down.

Galen called a timeout so the hospital helicopter could land at midfield and drop Kerwin off. Florida had the ball on their own 1 foot line, with .0001 seconds left on the clock. Kerwin's positioned his wheel chair under center and called the last play of the game. He took the snap with his teeth and used both hands roll the wheelchair back. Auburn blitzed their entire defense. Bell juked two defenders, rolled over a third, then, just before being sacked for a safety, he launched a prayer of a hail mary downfield.

Alas, his WR had fallen down the ball was fluttering down, destined to fall incomplete. But, from nowhere, Bell's powerful arms drove his wheelchair toward the spot where the ball was falling. At the last second, he made a fingertip catch to keep the play alive, but the entire Auburn offense, defense, the 1972 Dolphins, and the entire Stanford band was between him and the endzone. On that day, however, Bell would not be denied. He spun the wheelchair around, juking Auburn players while kicking up a rooster tail of dirt and grass in his wake. He drove his wheelchair over and around defenders until he got to the 5 yard line. At that moment, he was stopped by Dolphins middle linebacker Nick Buoniconti and a trombone player.

Knowing there was no way to get around these last two defenders, Kerwin clutched the ball with his left hand and used his pocketknife to saw off his own broken leg. He used the leg (still encased in the cast) to hit Nick upside his head. He swung his leg back the other way and drove the trombone all the way through the poor band geek's skull until 3 feet of the instrument was sticking out of the back of his head.

WIth the way ahead finally cleared, Kerwin hopped up on his one good leg and completed the last five yards into the endzone. The referees consulted and decided to award the Gators 27 1/2 points for the play, giving the Gators a 1/2 point win.

Yup--so help me, that's EXACTLY the way it happened or my name isn't William Jefferson Clinton.

I needed some cheering up today, I got it with this post and a new story as follows:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021219/Ohio-robber-knocked-cashier.html

Perhaps it is not as funny as I found it.


Alex.
 

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That's hilarious. You gotta post the picture though!

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An Ohio man has been left with a black eye after getting knocked out by a cashier as he tried to rob a gas station.

Andre Young, 52, attempted to rob a Speedway off Northland Boulevard in Forest Park on Monday night, but was stopped by a single powerful punch to the face in a moment captured by security cameras.

Armed with a box-cutter, Young allegedly told the cashier 'we can do this the easy way, or the hard way' before trying to jump over the counter.

The cashier chose the easy way - for himself, anyway - and after incapacitating Young, he called 911.

'He's still in here,' he said to the 911 operator, according to WLWT. 'I had to knock him out. You need to get a trooper here now, because he's in here, he's in here all f***** up.'



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A little something for you old Kerwin Bell fans, my memory of the great comeback against Auburn:



I may be getting older, but I'll never, ever forget that Auburn game. It was, without a doubt, the greatest moment in Gator , if not American, history.

The Gator offense was inept that day. Auburn jumped out to a huge, insurmountable lead. The O&B faithful despaired. Then, a desperate Galen Hall picked up his emergency red telephone and called the ER at Shands. He gritted his teeth and simply said "Bring me Bell." To the horror of his physicians, Kerwin demanded that an ambulance immediately transport him to the stadium.

Kerwin didn't start because he was on crutches that day. You see, he had broken his leg in an earlier game giving his all for the Gators. He was in a full cast from hip all the way down to his foot. Gangrene had set in and the leg was due to be amputated later that day. It didn't matter to Kerwin. The Gators needed him, and he wasn't going to let them down.

Galen called a timeout so the hospital helicopter could land at midfield and drop Kerwin off. Florida had the ball on their own 1 foot line, with .0001 seconds left on the clock. Kerwin's positioned his wheel chair under center and called the last play of the game. He took the snap with his teeth and used both hands roll the wheelchair back. Auburn blitzed their entire defense. Bell juked two defenders, rolled over a third, then, just before being sacked for a safety, he launched a prayer of a hail mary downfield.

Alas, his WR had fallen down the ball was fluttering down, destined to fall incomplete. But, from nowhere, Bell's powerful arms drove his wheelchair toward the spot where the ball was falling. At the last second, he made a fingertip catch to keep the play alive, but the entire Auburn offense, defense, the 1972 Dolphins, and the entire Stanford band was between him and the endzone. On that day, however, Bell would not be denied. He spun the wheelchair around, juking Auburn players while kicking up a rooster tail of dirt and grass in his wake. He drove his wheelchair over and around defenders until he got to the 5 yard line. At that moment, he was stopped by Dolphins middle linebacker Nick Buoniconti and a trombone player.

Knowing there was no way to get around these last two defenders, Kerwin clutched the ball with his left hand and used his pocketknife to saw off his own broken leg. He used the leg (still encased in the cast) to hit Nick upside his head. He swung his leg back the other way and drove the trombone all the way through the poor band geek's skull until 3 feet of the instrument was sticking out of the back of his head.

WIth the way ahead finally cleared, Kerwin hopped up on his one good leg and completed the last five yards into the endzone. The referees consulted and decided to award the Gators 27 1/2 points for the play, giving the Gators a 1/2 point win.

Yup--so help me, that's EXACTLY the way it happened or my name isn't William Jefferson Clinton.



Alex.

I’ve forgotten a few of those details but I trust Bubba. Why would he lie? The Best was KBs illegal forward pass to himself that the refs failed to call. Thank god there was no replay.
 

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Given you are not him then why do you care?

L Boy and both of us have a history. For me it is lack of respect, especially since he has been banned here and really should not be taking advantage of the Guest area.

Ox probably should ban him from here as well, but perhaps he won't.

I hope this explains, but probably not. I have a number of regular posters on ignore for the very same reason.
 
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hey this is Lboys friend. First time long time. Just talked to him and he informed my me of the situation. He said the great thing about the guest forum is Vulcan and all of his brothers cousins and friends cannot put him on ignore. I’m not sure why but Lboy found great amusement on that. He’s kind of odd like that.
 

ChiefGator

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hey this is Lboys friend. First time long time. Just talked to him and he informed my me of the situation. He said the great thing about the guest forum is Vulcan and all of his brothers cousins and friends cannot put him on ignore. I’m not sure why but Lboy found great amusement on that. He’s kind of odd like that.

Yes when a certain gene runs in your family it might get into your friends as well.

Get help you surely need it, you admitted to being addicted to posting around here. You have a job (I hope) and a family that surely could use more of your attention, give them what they deserve and need and leave posting here to the unemployed, retired, folks who don't have children who need them. Just trying to assist, since you have always thought you were assisting my friend, who really does not need any assistance, especially from say you.
 

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But you can stay out of the guest forum instead of using the ignore feature, I will be doing this since I really don't want to help anybody who even knows L-Boy, after all they must be two things I don't appreciate, liberal and immature. Sort of like
Rocket Boy (not man).
 
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Yet all the L-Boys have returned to wherever they came from, so perhaps it is a good thing. Some guests have signed up I think, but the experiment has slowed down.
 

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