The Kyle Trask Thread

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None of it matters. Whoever starts is just keeping the seat warm until Jones is up to speed.
 

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Trask is bringing out Elisabeth Kübler-Ross in Donkey. He is still in the Denial Stage. The next stage of Anger would the one to look out for. Fireworks will be entertaining for this board. I think the gawkers/rubberneckers looking for a thrill will be really pleased. It will be an online version of demolition derby on steroids.
 
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I was surprised to see that he's listed as 6'5, 239 lbs. I'm sure that weight is a little embellished, but if he can keep his weight above 235 lbs, he may be able to succeed in this offense after all. Durability may be a bigger issue of concern than his experience. We all know how much Mullen loves the QB power run plays, but I'm not sure how strong he is.

Franks needs to add another 10-15 lbs and to also stop fumbling the ball. That may lose him the job more than his poor completion percentage.

Either way, the O-line will determine the success of this offense more than the QB. Let's hope they get it together mentally this spring and get stronger this summer.
 

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His form is really weird. He releases the ball sort of like Wuerffel did, like a shot putter, only more exaggerated. You wonder how someone develops oddball mechanics like that.

Law, how would you describe it?
 

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QB play at UF blasted through the bottom of the barrel sometime ago. It was last picked up on ground penetrating radar just about half way to China.
Are you kidding? During the Missouri game last year we erupted from the ground near Beijing and left the atmosphere at solar escape velocity. NORAD lost all contact during the FSU game.
 

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Franks got the MVP award. It's on the shelf in Tallycrap at Dork Shamble. Inscription reads:
"Even Tom Brady has a bad day"
 

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His form is really weird. He releases the ball sort of like Wuerffel did, like a shot putter, only more exaggerated. You wonder how someone develops oddball mechanics like that.
Is it as awkward as Philip Rivers? Can't stand watching that guy throw.
 

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Is it as awkward as Philip Rivers? Can't stand watching that guy throw.
Here it is. I realize this is six years old, but it's what his form is based on.

 

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Here it is. I realize this is six years old, but it's what his form is based on.


Give Trask a shot at QB. He might throw like a girl, but he gets it there and doesn't stand and panic when the play starts going to sh!t. Use Franks at another position. He has skills but mental quickness isn't one of them. He's had plenty of OJT he just can't process fast enough for QB. I hope he makes great headlines as a Gator - at some other position.
 

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Give Trask a shot at QB. He might throw like a girl, but he gets it there and doesn't stand and panic...
How the hell do you know this? For a guy who has played flag football for six years? A guy who has been injured twice while holding a clipboard and hasn't actually been tackled since he was 14?

I PRAY he gets in at some point just to let you tool bags can see what happens when a kid who hasn't even adapted to the speed of high school football steps onto the field vs an SEC defense. Actually I don't of course, bc I want the Gators to win, but I'd love to laugh hysterically at all of you.
 
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