Recruiting 2019 NSD: 4* DE Khris Bogle and 4* CB Elam signs

[gatormandan]

To be fair, has there been much to be positive about over the past 10 years?

There is a difference between being negative and hating the program.

 

[Omar's Coming Yo!]

 

[ThreatMatrix]

... but before I leave I'm gonna empty the liquor cabinet, get the cat pregnant, and leave a big steamer in the middle of Mullinz bed, then commit to Duke.

 

[Sundaysunday]

And facilities suck.
And we’ve looked like crap for a decade.
And he’s not a great recruiter.
And...

And cousin Eddie’s haircut

 

[MertzJay26]

Welp. There’s gotta be something going on behind the scenes.

 

[LongTooth]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this the visitor list for FNL or the current recruitment board? Cuz Trey Sanders ain’t on it. We likely lose him to bammer but is it already over? Crap.

If it’s the FNL list, carry on....

Still would’ve been a good sign to get sanders here. Him not coming is not good.

 

[LongTooth]

Welp. There’s gotta be something going on behind the scenes.

Meanwhile we’re making waves like a bird bath.

Lucky ol’ Dan is clearing 6 mil before taxes. Mrs. Mullen’s grocery trips to Orlando are gonna cost a lil’ bit.

This stinks on ice. Not all Dan’s fault but he ain’t fixin’ things too damn fast either.

 

[MJMGator]

Welp. There’s gotta be something going on behind the scenes.

It’s called recruiting. We should try that sh*t out!

 

[LongTooth]

We’ve been slipping for awhile but still hoping we could bounce back. Now, we’re staring squarely into the abyss. If we don’t pull something out after FNL......

 

[Durty South Swamp]

getting owned and destroyed and babik'd. get used to it at this point.

 

[gatormandan]

This stinks....literally...

 

[LongTooth]

Hey Dan, you’re under pressure to do a **** ton more than just score points.

If the air goes completely out of the recruiting balloon someone in the gator press ranks needs to nail him to the wall repeatedly in print and in person and make him exhaust every pc doublespeak excuse he’s got cuz this is an absolute crap fest.

 

[oxrageous]

It’s called recruiting. We should try that sh*t out!

Yeah right. There's no way in effing HELL his recruiters are just that much better than everyone else in the country.

 

[MJMGator]

Yeah right. There's no way in effing HELL his recruiters are just that much better than everyone else in the country.

Why? Someone has to have the best group of recruiters.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Yeah right. There's no way in effing HELL his recruiters are just that much better than everyone else in the country.

So?
They got more 5*s in one year than we've had in 5 years.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Yeah right. There's no way in effing HELL his recruiters are just that much better than everyone else in the country.

They are a lot better than the ton of shyt Cowbell's dump truck deposited in front of our stadium.

To replace the pile of FIU/FAU crap we just fired.

Cowbell's pile of shyt was 11th best in the conference and, surprise, they are still 11th.

 

[-THE DUDE-]

It’s called recruiting. We should try that sh*t out!

I follow recruiting pretty closely and have been for a long long time...this is the first time in forever that i have not seen 1 prospect say we have been recruiting them the hardest. It's always the teams like bama, uga, auburn, fsu, miami, clemson, etc that get mentioned as recruiting the hardest. Hell Emmitt Smith's son just said he hasn't really heard from UF's staff in quite a while since he got offered. That's all that needs to be said about this staff and recruiting...

 

[MJMGator]

I follow recruiting pretty closely and have been for a long long time...this is the first time in forever that i have not seen 1 prospect say we have been recruiting them the hardest. It's always the teams like bama, uga, auburn, fsu, miami, clemson, etc that get mentioned as recruiting the hardest. Hell Emmitt Smith's son just said he hasn't really heard from UF's staff in quite a while since he got offered. That's all that needs to be said about this staff and recruiting...

That can’t be true. I keep hearing that everyone else is cheating.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Hell Emmitt Smith's son just said he hasn't really heard from UF's staff in quite a while since he got offered. That's all that needs to be said about this staff and recruiting...

BUT HE DID A CHOMP.



AND HIRED A CUM DUMPSTER.



AND HAD A BBQ.



Are still supposed to pretend this was anything but a terrible hire?

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Why? Someone has to have the best group of recruiters.

Yeah. By four standard deviations