Why Your Team Sucks: Tampa Bay Bucs Edition

Captain Sasquatch

Founding Member
Mr. SQ, the Sashole
BANNED
Jun 10, 2014
16,578
20,016
Founding Member
:lmao2::lmao2::lmao2:

Again, the Bucs could have easily drafted Marcus Mariota instead of Jameis and gotten roughly the same production without any of the tangential assh*lery. Everyone knew this man was scum. Everyone knew he was a f*cking phony. All you had to do was watch any episode of Hard Knocks from last season, where he made his own proprietary version of the Cosby mug every six seconds, to know it in your heart.

And you know what the worst part is? Jameis isn’t even GOOD. He f*cking sucks. On any given play, he’s liable to sprint 30 yards backward and the fumble the ball up his own ass.

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-...edium=socialflow&utm_source=deadspin_facebook
 

cover2

Founding Member
I've grown old
Lifetime Member
Jun 12, 2014
8,830
32,014
Founding Member
I guess the crowd that spends the money on Bucs' games, merchandise, etc. are influenced by what is popular and by what is trending at the moment and their money is influential? Perhaps this group can't see past the NC into the myriad of embarrassing (and criminal) incidents that Winston found his way into. Front office cash grab with a hope that he would miraculously change his pathological MO. No real consequences = same thing over and over. Not who you'd want for the "face" of your franchise. Maybe the @ss of it...
 

Captain Sasquatch

Founding Member
Mr. SQ, the Sashole
BANNED
Jun 10, 2014
16,578
20,016
Founding Member
In before @'78 defends rapeis.
This is why sports are so godd*mn confusing sometimes. You have grown ass men defending kids half their age or younger against a number of atrocities all in the name of which jersey they get paid to wear. (or you have grown ass men defending men who protected wife beaters and child molestors because they once one some championships for their favorite college team)
 

maheo30

WiLLLLLLLie! WiLLLLLLLie!
Lifetime Member
Jul 24, 2014
9,116
22,725
As for Jameis himself, he farted out some bullshyt about having a son and “learning” from his mistakes, as if rampaging through South Florida and grabbing at every nearby woman and crustacean is some kind of long-term class in personal betterment. Oh, but he has a kid now. Fathers NEVER get dangerously horny, no sir. That’s science.

:lmao:
 

MidwestChomp

Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
Lifetime Member
Sep 15, 2014
10,248
13,907
jameis-belike-acc-thankgodigotcrabs-from-the-store-andnot-the-rape-19191289.png

B6T3D9nCQAQIGyM.jpg
 

deuce

Founding Member
"Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war."
Lifetime Member
Jun 11, 2014
6,891
6,162
Founding Member
That's a peculiar comment. I've never thought Winston was anything but an asshat head case.


I think de la Paz is drunk.......... again
 

oxrageous

Founding Member
It's Good to be King
Administrator
Jun 5, 2014
36,935
97,630
Founding Member
This is why sports are so godd*mn confusing sometimes. You have grown ass men defending kids half their age or younger against a number of atrocities all in the name of which jersey they get paid to wear. (or you have grown ass men defending men who protected wife beaters and child molestors because they once one some championships for their favorite college team)
And sometimes we have grown ass men that act like pretentious, holier-than-thou, snobbish know-it-alls their entire lives. It's so confusing.
 

78

Founding Member
Dazed and Confused
Lifetime Member
Jun 9, 2014
19,745
27,635
Founding Member
Sas is dissing Urban by saying he "one" some championships. I have it from reliable sources that it was twice.
 

Swamp Donkey

Founding Member
7-14 vs P5 Fire Stricklin First
Lifetime Member
Jun 9, 2014
78,161
109,975
Founding Member
Where does the shytbird author live?meatchicken still?

I'm been to a lot of places, and much of the Tampa Bay area are as nice as it gets.
 

Captain Sasquatch

Founding Member
Mr. SQ, the Sashole
BANNED
Jun 10, 2014
16,578
20,016
Founding Member
And sometimes we have grown ass men that act like pretentious, holier-than-thou, snobbish know-it-alls their entire lives. It's so confusing.
I wasn't aware that not liking wife beaters, child molestors, and those who shield them from the consequences was being holier than thou, but you do you.

Sas is dissing Urban by saying he "one" some championships. I have it from reliable sources that it was twice.
Congratulations, you caught me making a rare grammatical mistake. I present to you one pussy rub by Jameis Winston to be redeemed at your earliest convenience.
 

Frozen Gator

Well-Known Member
Lifetime Member
Apr 26, 2016
5,594
5,978
Tony Dungey (sp) was a fine man and coach. Some how the Bucs front office screwed that up and let him go. I tried my best but I can't be a fan.
 

78

Founding Member
Dazed and Confused
Lifetime Member
Jun 9, 2014
19,745
27,635
Founding Member
I wasn't aware that not liking wife beaters, child molestors, and those who shield them from the consequences was being holier than thou, but you do you.


Congratulations, you caught me making a rare grammatical mistake. I present to you one pussy rub by Jameis Winston to be redeemed at your earliest convenience.
No. 2 is right above in your reply to Ox.
 

TheDouglas78

Founding Member
Well-Known Member
Lifetime Member
Jun 12, 2014
16,292
14,719
Founding Member
Marti:

Not sure if you heard but there was a serial killer on the loose in Tampa for about a month. He killed four people and was finally caught by his manager at McDonalds when he handed her a bag with the (later confirmed) murder weapon.

That guy is still a smarter and better person than Jameis Winston.
 

Ancient Reptile

Senior Member
Mar 4, 2015
10,796
11,119
I wasn't aware that not liking wife beaters, child molestors, and those who shield them from the consequences was being holier than thou, but you do you.


Congratulations, you caught me making a rare grammatical mistake. I present to you one pussy rub by Jameis Winston to be redeemed at your earliest convenience.
Anyone up for an entire thread on what the insertion of the word "rare" tells us about Squatch's self-perception? Thought so.
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Help Users

You haven't joined any rooms.