Man has sex with beaver plowed by car

[5-Star Finger]

File this under, "Thank God this story didn't start with the words: a Florida Man."



Man sexually assaults injured beaver as woman tries to help it

Discuss.

 

[divits]

I......uhhhh........


On a side note, this article is a great illustration of what Newsweek has become.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Which GCMB poster are we missing?

 

[DocZaius]

Which GCMB poster are we missing?

Are you suggesting that one of us was secretly a beaver?

 

[Zambo]

so the beaver got plowed twice?

 

[5-Star Finger]

so the beaver got plowed twice?

Correct. First it was plowed by a sedan. This left it crippled. The amorous meth-head apparently plowed it the rest of the way dead.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Which GCMB poster are we missing?

Ray, as always.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Maybe no one ever explained the difference-
same name but...

 

[ThreatMatrix]

“Drug abuse is obviously the gateway to demon possession because nobody in their right mind would have sexual relations with an animal.”
He kinda has a point.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

so the beaver got plowed twice?