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It happens to everyone sooner or later. It's nothing to be ashamed of.Rocket failure
Sounds like he's a real pain in the ass..................oh...............sorry.I don’t believe in aliens either, but I am sick and tired of my boyfriend disappearing for hours at a time and then calling me to pick him up from some random field.
I don’t believe in aliens either, but I am sick and tired of my boyfriend disappearing for hours at a time and then calling me to pick him up from some random field.
You need to take him in and and have him tested for pregnancy and alien std's. From what I hear Ajax won't wash that schit off.
When you pick him up, is he carrying a blue cooler?
Well I guess that explains why I love aliens!I don't have any real encounters but I have a theory that is really quite scary and I want you to think about it the next time you're on the highway and possibly come across the subject of said theory.
For most of my career I was in sales that required me to drive all over the state of Florida and at times Alabama and Georgia. Sometimes I'd put 50,000 miles a year on a car. During my drives across the highways and back roads I kept encountering a strange phenomenon. On almost every one of my road trips I would encounter along the way at least one blue cooler lying on the side of the road. I'd see them on county roads, interstates and rural backwater two lane roads. Not red coolers or white coolers....always blue coolers. Since I spent hours in the car by myself I'd start to wonder why just blue coolers? You would think you'd see other colors just as often but no. There had to be some kind of connection. So using deductive and scientific reasoning I came up with the only possible answer. They were alien space pods like those in the movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". My theory being that aliens have sent down these space pods disguised as blue coolers as part of a plan to take over the Earth. The coolers/pods were sent down to create a pre invasion scouting/sabotage party. What's happening is that unsuspecting road crews across America are being assimilated and having their bodies snatched by aliens who in turn will be causing havoc by changing road signs, blocking roads and disrupting traffic etc. right before the main invasion force arrives. It's genius yet insidious.
I told my wife about my theory and of course I was met with some skepticism and words like "insane", "Baker Act" and "divorce". But after a while she couldn't ignore the fact that every time we would be on a highway somewhere there would be a blue cooler. Not red....not white.....but BLUE. After pointing out about the 5th or 6th blue cooler she nervously told me to shut up and now she just shivers uncomfortably every time we pass one.
I tried taking my theory to the FBI and CIA but again I was met with skepticism. My suspicion is that they are in on it and have made a secret pact with the aliens to act as their spies and enforcers once the invasion is complete.
So I just wanted to warn my fellow Gators here who I feel a special kinship with to be alert, wary and ready. And remember what I said the next time you're driving down a road and see a blue cooler. And if you see some "road crew guys" working on the side of the road you can confirm to yourself that what I say is true by watching how uncomfortable they get when you roll down your window and let them know that YOU know.
No reason, but by chance have you happened to have noticed any changes in your appearance lately? Like.....oh.....I don't know....your eyes becoming more almond shaped and your head slightly more bulbous?Well I guess that explains why I love aliens!
Over 30 years ago, just after moving to Florida to start grad school, I noticed, you guessed it, a blue cooler sitting on the side of Newberry Road, between Jonesville and Newberry; near the bat caves turnoff. The cooler looked to be in good condition, so I did a U-Turn and went back to grab it. That cooler was great and was with me for many years. I can't remember what happened to it other than I know I had it in Seattle at one point over 10 years later; but now that you mention your blue cooler theory, maybe the aliens came and retrieved it to build another pod. Come to think of it, I think there was some beer left in it! Damn aliens! But I still love em anyway! :D
No reason, but by chance have you happened to have noticed and changes in your appearance lately? Like.....oh.....I don't know....your eyes becoming more almond shaped and your head slightly more bulbous?
Credible accounts, huh?Never personally saw a UFO, but I do believe in them. Too many credible accounts .
Aren’t you one of those credible accounts?Credible accounts, huh?
My credibility is certainly in doubt.Aren’t you one of those credible accounts?