The dubster Outro Thread

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. in a stunning revelation ferg revealed to the program that he is ca91 step father. ferg went on to say that he has first hand knowledge that some big black dude is having sex with jays wife while he watches. it should be noted that several of my viewers are concerned that bannon......errr..ferg is trying to obtain a firearm stay tune to lock up missouri. my producer motioned to me it was ca91 and he confirmed that ferg was his stepdad, ca91 also wanted the program to know that he dont always talk about his sex life but when he does its about his wife being a slutty cheerleader. i had another caller it was carib who stated he knows for a fact that ca's wife uses a strap on to treat ca's hemmoroids. douglas78 dropped by the program to express his hate for orlando and to tell the program that urg is a pro at beating off. i had a caller it was urg he wanted the audience to know that midwest is a fake vegan. midwest immediately called into the show and stated that he is a real vegan no artificial colors or flavors or perservatives. nav briefly dropped by with some information but quickly exited something about his palms were itching. its unfortunate that the program will be shelved for the next 3 days i was volutold to attend a chain gang conference in charlotte but i will check in from time to time, drivebys in no specific order,ferg,midwest,carib,goon,tag,douglas78,ca91,nav,urg,brad,alex,jay,gatorbait,matrix,alky,slug,durty,detroit,eurogator,coach, everyone have a great work week,, is time to pack :bananawave:+1
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the show would like to wish gatorraz a happy birthday who called in and stated if his wife dont do somthing special for him he could do it for himself, nav would be proud. speaking of nav i passed along the information from trux about how he handles wimmens,nav simply stated he wishes him luck with his endeavors.swamp donkey showed up on the set and wants to be called donk from now on. urg stopped by the show and informed the program that gren was senile and was on gubmint asst(goon was notified)urg went onto say that carib was a tax dodging liberal and that there is a new disease recognized by the cdc called fergitis,symptoms include a unhealthy hate of people of color ex: refugees,immigrants and all people from california also frequently wishing death on people as well as wetdreams about firearms. urg went on to say that he would vote for me if i ran for prez(it was a proud moment). gren who was napping off stage in the breakroom came up and he too had heard of a devastating new disease called urgitis it attacks your frontal lobe of your brain causing a neapolian complex, an excessive need to be right on every subject and get the last word also excessively sweatie palms. if you or a love one is experiencing any of these symptoms "your fcked"carib who was off shore again called into the program and stated that if anyone is looking for midget strippers they should ask urg he could line up his sisters. i reached out to goon who is the programs medical expert, he advised that urgitis is like vaginitis but worse(oh schit) slug who had just got thru jacking off in the shower stated he would take one of those midgets,(pm urg. drivebys in no specific order gatorraz,midwest,ferg,coach,goon,brad,trux,cooter,urg,carib,slug,rog,jboss,nav,douglas,donk,gren,jay,ufgator,no friends,98md,alex,alagator,tag everyone a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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Curious that Dubs didn't mention his Thailand thing in his outro.
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have questions today. jay stopped by the set to inform the audience that Mrs Urg informed him that Urg tells little white lies because he's little and white. ferg who happened to be seated on the front row in some jeans and a guns&roses t-shirt due to his robe and hood being in the cleaners heard the word white and shouted "most of black america is stupid and irrelevent" and ran out of the studio and climbed in a 74 chevy pickup and squalled tires out of the parking lot . cooter looking a little disgusted entered the studio and shared he has just learned that ca91 bleeds from his ass after sex(disturbing) cooter went onto say he is still missing his pet cobra snake. in our did you know segment, you might want to sit down for this. a majority of my audience who are right wing watch the rachel maddow show(gasp!) when i tried to get more info about this i was ignored, later urg did finally get some to say they dont(very interesting). lastly i had a caller it was the rich guy brad who informed my audience that he was schiting on himself sitting in his bosses office but was warning the pretty ladies not to come in but the ugly ones were allowed to walk into the mist. drivebys in no specific order midwest,douglas78,brad,gren,ferg,jay26,gatorraz,goon,detroit,slug,alky,nav,trux,cooter,carib,alex,gatordiddy,98md,ca91,matrix,durty,urg,ox,webb,tag, everyone have a wunderful evening and protect your tax returns its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. before we get started a huge shoutout to delta whos a huge fan the program. coach stopped by the show early and is concerned about the current anger expressed toward wimmen on the program. coach also stated while getting his annual check up he recieved a prostate exam from his doctor who has huge german bratwurst fingers after his doctor finished probing coach it was his interns turn. after they finished running a train on coach he was given a clean bill of health. brad who was cycling outside came into the studio and stated he would sell his virgin butt hole to trump for a billion dollars an let trump hit it raw for a billion dollars. my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was gren he stated trump has small hands so it shouldnt be an issue. speaking of trump. ca91 stopped by the studio and informed my audience that it was date night for him and his wife and they spent it watching a trump rally and having passionate sex pausing only when trump said fake news. after they finished ca91 wife informed him she was pregnant if its a boy it will be named donald if its a girl kellyanne. my producer motioned to me again it was carib, he stated that urg had been missing for long stretches of the program and that all that male anal talk with trump made him go masterbate. lastly cooter dropped by the program and stated he is fascinated with brittney spears and he follows her on insta-gram,youtube and to the bathroom. drivebys in no specific order midwest,brad,ferg,coach,douglas,cooter,ca91,nav,goon,gren,urg,carib,jbss,sas,lee for 3,scgator,gator4224, everyone have a wunderful wknd its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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Sorry yo, Friday was a crazy day around Nav's house. Thanks for being a team playa Midwest. :thumbup:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. before we get started a huge shoutout to delta whos a huge fan the program. coach stopped by the show early and is concerned about the current anger expressed toward wimmen on the program. coach also stated while getting his annual check up he recieved a prostate exam from his doctor who has huge german bratwurst fingers after his doctor finished probing coach it was his interns turn. after they finished running a train on coach he was given a clean bill of health. brad who was cycling outside came into the studio and stated he would sell his virgin butt hole to trump for a billion dollars an let trump hit it raw for a billion dollars. my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was gren he stated trump has small hands so it shouldnt be an issue. speaking of trump. ca91 stopped by the studio and informed my audience that it was date night for him and his wife and they spent it watching a trump rally and having passionate sex pausing only when trump said fake news. after they finished ca91 wife informed him she was pregnant if its a boy it will be named donald if its a girl kellyanne. my producer motioned to me again it was carib, he stated that urg had been missing for long stretches of the program and that all that male anal talk with trump made him go masterbate. lastly cooter dropped by the program and stated he is fascinated with brittney spears and he follows her on insta-gram,youtube and to the bathroom. drivebys in no specific order midwest,brad,ferg,coach,douglas,cooter,ca91,nav,goon,gren,urg,carib,jbss,sas,lee for 3,scgator,gator4224, everyone have a wunderful wknd its time to commute :bananawave:
Any poster is welcome to post the Dubster Outro's for the day. The only reason we were doing it because you lazy ass peons weren't ;)
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for quesions today. midwest informed me that the program carried on in my abscence last friday with sas admitting he would let donald trump fck him up the ass because he has turds bigger than trumps dic. gren did say he had smaller hands.my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was bna who was at 33k feet ithe air on delta. he stated sas would fck donald trump for $200.00 and a case yeung ling(folks thats some nasty schit there) webb who stopped thru on his lunch break shouted ox sits when he pees and stormed out of the door(not sure what that was about folks) i pulled something off not even the pope francis could do i got sas&urg to agree on something(Amazing) one of The proudest moments of the show cats&dogs living together.coach did stop by to clarify that when the train was ran on him during his prostate exam it was a woman of color and he was sadated , coach its great to know you will let any color dig in your ass.drivebys in no specific order gren,ferg,atx,dougie78,sas,midwest,goon,bna,caribnav,gatorbait,coach,aka,brad,urg,webb,no friends,sas,uf812, i honestly did not contact the russian govt. prior to the election period! its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today.coach will be in the programs prayers for his doctors to have lil fingers while they run a the train during his prostate exam. hoping for a speedy recover. jay stumbled into the studio this morning very concerned about urgs' mental state according to jay urgs affection for trump is very concerning(we will watch this developement) one of my favorite guest nav stopped by the studio and told my audience stories on how he use to get head jobs by sticking his dic in between hotdog buns and presenting it to his wife. my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was brad he stated he has the uncanny ability to smell poon. brad further stated he is drawn to it like a hot now sign at a krispy kreme doughnut shop(gov christy was notified). special shoutout to sgg&lboy they did surface in the audience today. the program would like to recognize no friends today for the eye candy and everyone else that showed up with pictures it really helps ratings. looking forward to my frank discussion with ox. drivebys in no specific order jay,midwest,douglas,goon,ferg,urg,nav,sgg,brad,no friends,slug,jboss,lboy,alex,coach,instigator1,carib,tgator,trux, obama has tapped all yalls phone. is time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin the show with breaking news ferg who was in the back of the studio cleaning his newly bought handgun burst into the studio wearing some cut-off jeans and a -shirt that read the south will rise again yelling the disgruntled muslims have done it again with an attack in london and he was going to settle the score. he was stopped short of the exit and told the attacker was dead. ferg will be visiting london next week. more breaking news urg who was helping trump and ryan sell trump care, took time out and offered a sincere apology for being himself(thats mighty big of him)carib quickly called in and stated he was happy that urg was able to wrestle his balls away from his wife. dougie78 who was trying to find jobs for his fellow nsa workers stated something must be up.zambo dropped by the set and never once mentioned dicks (whew). more breaking news midwest stormed the studio out of breath and had a huge announcement.at his place of employment they will no longer have seperate bathrooms they will be unisex. that means gmd will be able to look at womens feet under stalls as they sit on the toilet. those of you that follow the show regularily know that coach had a train ran on him today and he is doing well. he may have schit on himself thinking the last one was gas. great to see you back coach.cooter called the program requesting the video, we dont have it cooter. speaking of gas, g2 drunk called in from some jail in barbados saying he was on vacation and that heroin addicts like to sniff his wifes farts and she gives her phone number to them. g2 further stated he's good at rectum exams because of his big fingers. (well trust me your in the right place) drivebys in no specific order, uf812,paz,brad,midwest,jay,douglas78,gren,goon,nav,ca91,82bag,,ferg,himey,urg,carib,zambo,no friends,scott512,ox,g2,gmd,lboy,phineus,coach, butt plugs for everyone its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today.as most of you know that follow the program ox has taken issue with our porn segment threatening our own ron jeremy(no friends) with banning and placing strike 2 on him without the fairness of giving him strike one. this is very unfair. who does he think no friends is, trump(cnn was notified). speaking of trump midwest tweeted that women like cucumbers with spines on them with no evidence what so ever. when the show requested him to ask his wife he refused(congress will be notified).in our bible study segment ferg came in and notified my audience that he is a southern baptist(give god the glory). trux took a break from colluding with the russians to say he has discovered that sas kisses men. brad who was viewing blacked .com tuned into the program because nav entered the studio and stated he wouldnt spend alot of time talking about you manginas and your screeching harpies(wives) but wanted to start the porn segment because ron jeremy was on strike 2. nav begin by showing various sites and at one time it was so many that gren almost hemmoraged trying to write them all down he finally just started screen shooting to his cellphone. there was alot of ooohs&ahhhs coming from the crowd when ox entered the studio in a mini skirt and 8inch heels and briskly approached the stage and asked nav what he was doing? before nav could say he was a man going his own way ox scratched him across the face and left. nav fuming left thru the fire escape. i had a caller it was durty who informed a stunned crowd already that he preferred golden showers. at that minute someone from the back shouted he use his wifes dildo on her last night. we were unable to identify who that was. drivebys in no specific order,nv ,nav,ox,carib,coach,midwest,urg,dougie78,ferg,gren,goon,trux,durty,jboss,brad,bart,matrix,(honorable mention from yesterday detroit,trux,cooter) everyone enjoy your wknd its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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MidwestChomp: Well Gators that's all the time we have for today. Dubs was out relaxing, so nobody actually knows what the hell went on in the chat box today. Enjoy the weekend, and Go Gators! 2 more wins to the final four!
 

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Thanks midwest mother had knee replacement surgery so thanks for filling in. We must talk though there was no substance in your outro
 

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