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Fan is not short for miserable prick
I'm passionate about my Gator football, sue me.
Saturday Night Live - FSU
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I'm passionate about my Gator football, sue me.
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So passionate that you make a thread that has nothing to do with Gator football about your own personal misery.
- Jun 12, 2014
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This is what I was thinking.
I hate FSU with every cell in my body. Losing to them is one of the worst feelings ever. Therefore, this clown thinks I cant laugh at jokes at their expense.
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It's the off-season, I'm in football withdrawals.
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This is what I was thinking.
I hate FSU with every cell in my body. Losing to them is one of the worst feelings ever. Therefore, this clown thinks I cant laugh at jokes at their expense.
I think I clearly stated back on the first page that I thought it was funny, never said it wasn't. Unfortunately laughing at jokes is all we can do currently, with no end in site. So chuckle away.
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Just curious... how many statements do you start with the words, "With all due respect..." ???
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Bro, what choice do I have? I can either chuckle away or be an insufferable jerk.
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I'm figuring this out. Here's my day so far, and how I chose to react:
Daughter: "Dad, have a good flight today! I look forward to seeing you when you get back!"
Me: "I'll tell you what I'm looking forward to - the day Mac takes a flight out of Gainesville forever!"
Boss: "So I'd like you to know that you are getting a raise and a promotion!"
Me: "I know a guy that got promoted right into ruining Florida football, and he got a raise to do it! I'll never be happy in life until he leaves!"
Wife: "Wanna Fck?"
Me: "Fck!?!? You know who's Fcked?!?! FLORIDA FOOTBALL "fans" (short for fanatic, so I'm justified in being a tool), THAT'S WHO!!"
I'll let you know how the rest of my day goes...
Daughter: "Dad, have a good flight today! I look forward to seeing you when you get back!"
Me: "I'll tell you what I'm looking forward to - the day Mac takes a flight out of Gainesville forever!"
Boss: "So I'd like you to know that you are getting a raise and a promotion!"
Me: "I know a guy that got promoted right into ruining Florida football, and he got a raise to do it! I'll never be happy in life until he leaves!"
Wife: "Wanna Fck?"
Me: "Fck!?!? You know who's Fcked?!?! FLORIDA FOOTBALL "fans" (short for fanatic, so I'm justified in being a tool), THAT'S WHO!!"
I'll let you know how the rest of my day goes...
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this is by far your best post ever... it's maybe even the best post ever on this board.
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everyone should take a breath and put aide's post into context... hes a dalvin lovin nole troll so this is to be expected.
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everyone should take a breath and put aide's post into context... hes a dalvin lovin nole troll so this is to be expected.
See your back to you old material.
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None
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And you've managed to accomplish both, Bro.
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