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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we come on the program with breaking news it would seem that mamba has come to terms with his black meat obsession and has returned to the program. a few audience members still took shots at him, hoffa stated that he's been wearing panties and gatordiddy commented that his wife had a years subscription to bbc( he later recanted that stating he meant british broadcasting company). @ about 10:30am goon, coach and bugs were in the unisex bathroom in the handicapped stall with the rails playing double jeopardy. goon gave bugs the answer muff diving, coach stated hair pie. its 4:30pm and bugs is still sitting on the toliet trying to figure out the question(what is poon bugs what is poon). in our richard simmons fat people segment jaynice called in and stated he was doing the 20 minute work out barefooted he stated he couldnt talk long because he was bent over on one of those huge plastic balls. jaynice stated his tights are pink and neon green and matches the mats. migraine stopped by the program to educate me on white guilt. migraine states its a dem thing because of the kkk back in the day. i asked a few audience members and some co-workers still havnt found anyone experiencing this(doubtful its real)hallucegnations probaly . i think there are only like 2 white guys in the audience bannon,david duke. my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was mamba, who states that hoffa advised him that byrons ass was white because he saw it and measured it up against the anal chart(whoa) . in our zambo moment caveman came in with boxes of raw chicken and selling it for $1.09 cent a pound. caveman stated that the asians are his best customers he also advised that they are excellent drivers and have big dicks(sounds like they could get a better price than that $1.09 a pound). to my surprise in our ann landers segment byron long,hoffa,jaynice all showed compassion today. were making progress. top lurkers 82bag,marianna(pic showing was awesome)mexican,ca91, drivebys in no specific order gatordiddy,byron long,spicer,postmaster,bugs,coach,hugh heffner,goon,hoffa,pancho villa,82bag,daffy duck,jaynice,ron jeremy,migraine,gwebb,sexy6,mexican,ca91,five-0,caveman,david duke,alex,mamba,marianna,pointer, anyone seen al bundy and rimmer, everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute.:bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin the program concerned about spicer. several posters express concern over his aggressiveness early this morning. hoffa seemed to think that spicer was a dickwad, while goon diagnose spicer as having a napolian complex. while mamba stated its a clear case of desert dick. spicer for his part denied all this but states he thinks the mexican is a liberal. many of you have wondered why daffy duck comes on the program and just blurts stuff out. well goon from goon&goon detective agency discovered he is a stay at home dad and changes pampers all day. that explains why he is krazy as hell. zambo stopped by the program to pick up his outcoming award. this award is based on the special someone that helps others ex: david duke, mamba to come out and be comfortable doing so. zambo also admitted to being a prepper if you hurry there may be room in his"bunker" hugh heffner stopped by to inform the program that his family is part of the cracker mafia. bannon who was booking guns &roses tickets stated he wants taco gratis to drink bleach and not reproduce(sikes is still looking for him). heydrich.....err..migraine entered the studio he had just purchased this weeks edition of the wimmens of bergen belsen. migraine mumbled something about harpoons and whales headed straight for the unisex bathroom and into the handicapped stall with the rails. migraine removed his trousers turned to a centerfold got his twezzers and went to work. the lights dimmed but i think he's happy. finally caveman stopped by the program. caveman stated he's having a difficult time selling his meat. you probaly need to give it away raw. slugo refused to answer the question about white guilt(stay tuned). lurkers atx, rogochar drivebys in no specific order spicer,hoffa,five-0,goon,mamba,daffy duck,bugs,detroit,assman,pointer,atx,hugh heffner, zambo, ron jeremy,postmaster,migraine,bannon,sexy 6,pancho villa,jaynice,al bundy,slugo,gatordiddy,rogochar,caveman,mexican everyone have a safe memorial day please thank a vet for their service its time for a week off :bananawave:
 

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MidwestChomp: Dubs was out today, and because there were pressing seed matters I was in and out all day, but I had Hoffa set up some surveillance for me. Ha! The show started with assman calling in saying he has hooked up with utterly disgusting chicks that even caveman might not touch (doubt it). Not to be outdone Pancho Villa said he prefers the young drunk girls at Applebees over Olive Garden, which has a reputation of fine cuisine compared to Applebees. Bryon Long not to be outdone said his hottest was a log dressed in a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader outfit. He had to cut a hole in the log. Pancho Villa then reminisced about his gold digging stripper girl. However, he preferred masquerading as Mitch Buchannon on the beach to get those spring breakers. Coot called in and said that’s nothing I once banged a ceiling fan while it was circulating and that explains a lot right there. Bryon and Migraine then shared stories of wearing tight biker shorts and only biker shorts while picking out their new road bikes. They were sharing the handicap stall with the handrails at this point. Thank goodness Sluggo and La Paz chimed in with play-by-play of the Gator baseball game vs Cowbell or Bryon and Migraine may have gotten too excited and those tight biker shorts leave nothing to the imagination. Poor Cowbell couldn’t mount a comeback after falling backward from taking a lead. Go Gators! Poor Sexy6 was tired and bored all day. Come one Sas get some excitement in her life! Drive bys in no particular order assman, Spicer, Janice, Bryon Long, Pancho Villa, Hugh Heffner, Cooter, Coach, Bannon, 82bag, Hoffa, La paz, Detective Goon, Sir Alex, Sexy6, Migraine, Bart, Sluggo, Silky. Watch out for Bannon flying drones with guns attached and don’t let Bryon’s coworker use your bathroom or you might be gassed to death. Have a great Memorial Day Weekend! :bananawave:
 

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MidwestChomp: Well Gators that’s all the time we have today for questions. The show kicked off with visual evidence. Byron called in and said migraine lives on a cock shaped retention pond complete with green genital warts. He provided an aerial view for solid evidence. No word from migraine if he lives near the sack or head of the ‘pond’. Goon busted through the door and let us know that UF is a tangled web of lies and a rats nest sits atop of the university complex. He stated we would gladly take the 12k UF spent on lawyers and ‘consultants’ and do nothing just like these so called ‘consultants’. Bannon called in and said, at least we ain’t Baylo. Now end this dribble about incompetent UF admin. What about the incompetent football staff? 812 said Gator football has made him realize there is more to life than football. Goon said like hot bikini clad volleyball players. Al Bundy said he likes asses of Thai hookers…not the man type Thai hookers. Al is researching Thailand a lot because he is sick of VR boobies and not feeling real boobies. The show was then informed Mamba was in Thailand doing Lord knows what. Many called in saluting alcoholica’s new avatar. Alky then came on stage to present a slide show of different ways females eat bananas. Al Bundy went comatose. At the end of the show, coach made a startling discovery. The Mexican will be shcit faced on Zima June 12th as it is making its return. Message board fees will be going up shortly. Top lurkers for the day TLB, diehardg8r. Drive bys in no particular order: Coot, daffy duck, bryon long, pasty, detective goon, bannon, Janice, pancho villa, pointer, Ron, migraine, 812, Hoffa, al bundy, assman, diehardg8r, hugh, spicer, alcoholica, coach. Welcome to Murph265 our newest member…no chat box appearance :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. i have returned from the first of 3 vacations. bugs stopped me in the lobby he was very concerned about a audience member migraine. migraine had been complaining about headaches and his coverage in the handicapped stall with the rails. hoffa who was entering the studio stated he had heard migraine complaints last week and took the liberty of bringing a handicap porta potty complete with rails. migraine per our conversation you will no longer have to use the unisex bathroom inside the studio you will have your own porta potty with the rails out back(a true out house).assman stopped by the studio and wanted to live a boyhood dream of his he told the audience that he wants to be a black dude for a day(i'm sure mrs assman would approve) as assman was thinking of several things he would do first as a black man, my producers motioned to me i had a caller it was mamba. mamba informed the program about vaccinations this pissed assman off and in true black man form assman slammed down his colt 45, 40 once beer down and told mamba to stfu. the police was called and assman was almost shot reaching for his wallet to get his ID out.(they feared for their safety) bna called from 33k ft up asking if anyone had seen zambo he was looking for him to show zambo his 747(you decide what is meant by that) al bundy revealed to the program that he had issues getting head from both of his wives. again always thought white wimmens liked to do this(i was educated again). hoffa made his way to the stage and wanted to introduce a new term to the program. its called urg envy its define by being an (expert on all things no sense in conversating) you will start hearing the term. speaking of spicer he informed the program that jaynice wears dresses we reached out to jaynice and he confirmed it however he states he doesnt wear any panties when he do so. lastly byron is in some town in texas called brownsville he called into the show to state the town is teaming with racist mexicans bannon will be notified. top lurkers concrete,mjm,ron jeremy,diddy,detroit,atx, drivebys in no specific order coach,slugo,hugh heffner,byron long,assman,bugs,bannon,bna,mamba,spicer,goon,hoffa,albundy,migraine,pointer,concrete,jaynice,g.webb,mjm,ron jeremy,five-0,diddy,cooter,sexy 6,cu-uf,detroit,atx,trex,lee for 3,gators 4224, everyone watch for gunmen its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we exit the program with breaking news. its with a heavy heart we have to strip away a audience member cavemans nickname. migraine caught him over the weekend driving a prius and eating fried kale chips(no way could he keep caveman) his new name is bill clinton , but just call him slick willy. detroit stopped by the program and offered up advice for the 40 & over crowd he wears a pamper because he doesnt trust his farts and could possibly schit on himself. speaking of asses byron reminded the program when he was involved in a sixty nine a chick jobbed her finger up his ass, goon who was getting some ky jelly from the first aid kit in the breakroom stated it happens to him all the time. i was about to inquire more about this when sexy 6 entered the studio she was walking really fast and approached me on the stage and stated she doesnt understand why guys have to take any ass. she walked toward the back door mumbling and ran into hoffa who was putting up the second handicapped porta potty with the rails that was requested by bugs for spicer. in the studio janice attempted to answer the taking the ass question. he blamed it on rap. (i strongly disagree and was called spicer for it). then alot of bass could be heard from the parking lot it was byron with a boom box playing 2 live crew. hoffa immediately became disgusted and the lurker deuce called it garbage. five-0 stated its filling up the prisons. it cleared the studio like kryptonite it was comic gold. clearly this rap music is dangerous. david duke dropped by the program and again expressed his disdained for the nicnames. lurkers deuce,mamba,paz,blount, drivebys in no specific order spicer,hugh heffner,hoffa,byron long,bugs,migraine,assman,detroit,goon,daffy duck, robin hood,jaynice,david duke,paz,sexy 6,mamba,mexican,five-0,deuce,slick willy,slugo,blount,sc gator. everyone go listen to nwa and have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. outside the studio there is noise in the system a protest was raging led by david duke he was joined by alex and detroit. they are protesting the nicknames on the program. janice was in a summer dress serving lemonade and mamba was making sperm sandwiches. Mr. Duke was leading the protest shouting i was a black angus. security was called and janice barricade himself in the unisex bathroom handicapped stall with the rails. spicer was able to persuade him to come out. bugs was very excited he was going to a dentist appointment to show his two front teeth, but his real reason for excitement was he was going to let the dentist see how long his tongue was. hugh heffner dropped by the program and has stated he has evidence that plagerism is wide spread in the pf, but refuses to name names. we reache out to goon to investigate but he declined. so we have appointed a special investigator hoffa. from covert specialties. spicer informed the program that daffy is on cocaine. bannon who is busy getting ready for his terrorist hunt stopped by and showed a rap video which pissed hoffa off. al bundy entered the studio disoriented and dazed and had to be helped to his seat. al states he has just found out that robin hood is not black(he's devastated). sexy 6 is bored at work, sas if your reading this"its time". hugh is credited for bringing out 2 lurkers today. janice burst thru the studio door with something imaginary chasing him he went thru the back door and knocked over the spicers and migraines handicapped porta pottys( stay tune for this developing story) lurkers uf812,blount,paz,pointer,drivebys in no specific order bugs,byron,assman,mamba,sext ,hoffa,slick willy,bannon,spicer,alex,five-0,janice,al bundy,uf812,hugh effner,blount,paz,pointer,cooter,g.webb,david duke,the mexican,alky.. everyone have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we start off with bugs who is very excited about his two meeting with the russian ambassador about seeds. migraine is still suffering from vaginosis,economy size midol is on sale at sams club. robin hood & hoffa was in the front row and got into a heated exchange, but cooler heads prevail. speaking of hoffa he informed the program that he relies on al bundy to inform him about asian trannies because he doesnt go looking for them. my producer motioned to me i had a caller, it was bundy. bundy stated he dont look for them however he wants the audience to be careful if they visit thailand. bundy went onto say that poon is a weapon and addictive be careful when getting it. bannon dropped by the set and expressed his concerns about the libs he states its been a tough week. a decaf member cu-uf entered the studio pissed because all the handicapped parking spaces were taken up also there were no electronic wheel chair carts available in the lobby. cu-uf stated we will be hearing from the american disability act people.(please folks if your a fat ass please walk in your local grocery stores and wal marts thanks). sexy 6 entered the studio and i asked her to join me on the stage. i questioned her if size matters. i was absolutely shocked/stunned and blowed away with her answer. sexy 6 informed the audience that bigger is painful and not necessarily better. sexy 6 went onto say she has never had a micro penis.(migraine you have been vindicated) finally byron entered the studio and was approached by hoffa for using the term tho and taint. byron wasnt happy about it and vowed to xray hoffa without using the lead thingy they place over your dic(radiation to the balls should do the trick). slugo informed the program that he got laid at lunch time today. it was two of most powerful minutes of his life. decaf members blount,cu-uf, thick&thin, drivebys in no specific order migraine,assman,hugh heffner,alky,goon,bugs,thick&thin,byron long,robin hood,hoffa,spicer,blount,slugo,concrete,al bundy,g.webb,cu-uf,sexy 6,bannon,david duke. everyone have a wonderful weekend its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. as you may know the program was on a bit of a hiatus because of pressing matters of state. dubs has finally come back to the program and not a minute too soon. as i approached the stage bugs informed me that byron had barricaded himself in the unisex bathroom in the handicapped stall with the rails. byron was having trouble wiping his ass, he was yelling its like charcoal everytime i wipe its schit on the paper he was still there when the show ended. robinhood who was sitting in the front row on an ass cushion stated he checks his ass periodically through out the day to ensure his ass is clean especially if he is sweating. assman and mamba dropped by the program. assman heard byron in the bathroom yelling and advised him to used tucks medicated pads so his ass wont become raw from the wiping(assman is a professional ass care giver) mamba admitted to not watching porn and never visiting a titty bar assman to my astonishment admitted he doesnt watch porn and is not into titty bars as well. before i could ask anymore questions daffy barged in the backdoor yelling he would give blowjobs to support his habit this was a prelude for the zambo segment. happy bday zambo you know what you do, do it well tonight. goon who was getting his 6th cup of coffee stated that david duke wants to suck a mods dic. (the mexican will be notified). uf812 ran down the stairs holding his ass and stated his stomach had turned over on him and he needed to get to bathroom. i informed him that byron had baricaded himself in the unisex bathroom but spicers and tags handicapped porta potties were out back, uf812 barely made it but didnt wipe well and left a 20% schit stain in his draws(my advice throw them away) lastly hugh heffner called in from the publix grocery store he informed my audience that he doesnt have a tic tac or a bat for a dic, but the sausages that were on sale resembled his dic. decaf members ,trex,zambo,gatormandan,tgator,paz,thick&thin,ocala83,gatorbart,, drivebys in no specific order, spicer,bugs,byron long,robin hood,hoffa,mamba,assman,janice,gatormandan,hugh heffner,slugo,uf812,al bundy,five-0,tgator,paz,daffy,gwebb,thick&thin,p villa,slick willie,ocala83,david duke,goon,bna,bannon,trex,gatorbart,zambo,, slick remember your homwork assignment, happy fathers day to all,, dont play baseball unarmed (especially if your a repub) its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we end todays show with a happy birthday to cooter. give mrs cooter the wood tonight. bugs has found a handicapped porta potty that seats 4 comfortably. we will change the ones out back out. spicer was in the front row reading the wall street journal catching wood at the rise of the stock market when mamba burst thru the door and viciously attacked him. mamba stated that spicer was a drag on society that has no income and cashing checks. mamba went onto say no one will hire spicer even publix because he has no usable skills. this infuriated spicer. spicer stated that mamba was a dic peeping , toy playing punk ass. the back & forth went on for several minutes. cu-uf was able to change the subject long enough for cooler head to prevail(stay tune) we will bring you updates. my producers motioned to me i had a caller it was byron who was busy passing gas burning holes in his oak chair with sulfer from his ass. slick willie finished his homework assignment with mrses slick confirming what sexy 6 stated a week ago bigger is not better it hurts. at hearing this hugh heffner and ron jeremy requested to speak to the audience. they both educated my audience on size and girth. basically saying not lenght but girth is the key. they both described the penis needing to be about 7inches and girthy. because most wimmens poon is 5 to 8 inches. al bundy who was on the front row stated he doesnt have neither so he's not concern. bannon is at an airport and is very angry that he is not recieving any service to order food. i advised him to remove his hood and then he can place his order for food. david duke dropped by the program and threathen me about the nicknames told me he could make it look like an accident.if i'm ran over please send the investigators to his house. they(inmates) would love Mr. Duke in prison.decaf members cu-uf,ca91,bna,detroit,bannon ,drivebys in no specific order..cooter,spicer,hugh heffner,bugs,mamba,daffy,cu-uf,byron,ca91,uf812,hoffa,assman,goon,poncho villa,al bundy,migraine,slick willie,bna,bannon,g.webb,david duke,ron jeremy,robinhood, everyone watch for vans its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. after weeks of exhausting research its a draw depending on who you ask is bigger better. last on the list i asked mrs dubs. mrs dubs stated there is no question bigger is better. at that exact moment mamba exited the porta potty and wanted to measure my meat. mamba was removed by security before he could reach the stage.(he will be labeled a black meat terrorist) daffy who was bumping meth with migrane stated he's a white guy with a black dic(mamba will be in touch) our resident tech guru hoffa designed a new avi for assman if you get a chance check it out its fitting. goon dropped by the program to give medical advice for our audience members that are butt hurt. goon says if you run cool clean water over your ass it will cure it. robinhood called into the program and states he really thinks spicer is vertically challenged. slick willy yelled from the unisex bathroom doing something with chicken stated spicer is just angry. finally we had an exclusive 1 on 1 interview with the founder of chatter the one and only "the mexican". the mexican shared his thoughts on a variety of issues and on audience members. first he stated he loves us all with the exception of slick willy(he just likes him) second he doesnt drink alcohol, third he thinks of byron when he has sex with his wife.(byron thinks the mexican is a virgin) the mexican admitted when the audience calles him gay its hurtful. and lastly its been a dream of his to see and experience bernie sanders naked(whoa!) the mexican then cut the interview short and headed to the porta potty with a new issue of "socialist today" bernie sanders was on the cover. decaf members gatorraz,alky,mexican,alex da gator,zambo,rimmer,82bag,gatorbart,david duke, drivebys in no specific order daffy duck,spicer,assman,hoffa,gatorraz,bugs,hugh heffner,al bundy,bannon,byron long,janice,mamba,slick willie,goon,robin hood,migraine,aky,mexican,augusta,rimmer,ron jeremy,alex da gator,zambo,82bag,david duke,gatorbart, everyone have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we end today show humbled that migraine made it thru sucessful penis replacement surgery. the wonders of modern medicine( maybe now those migraines will cease) spicer dropped by the program and reminded everyone that janice was a cross dresser. spicer also stated that mamba is on the dole for getting income tax refunds on those 5 kids despite not paying his share of taxes.(the fued continues) assman stoppped by the program and admitted he was a cross dresser, assman continued by saying its not out of the realm of possibilities for a real freaky woman to stick something up his ass just as long as he can give her a cleveland steamer. assman admitted he really doesnt want to schit on a female.(its all for charity you know) at that moment byron stood up and began arguing with hoffa calling him senile for the use of the word Q. byron stated its got to be some of the dumbest schit in the english language. byron then barricated himself in the unisex bathroom in the handicapped stall with the rails.goon and hugh heffner entered the studio and spoke to the audience members at length about banging married wimmens. its called sportsfcking. both agreed its great and less complicated. some of you probaly realized that sas and sexy 6 has been absent lately. they were away on pressing matters of personal business. they both return with instructions on how to smoke crack cocaine. just remember cocaine is a hellava drug. and finally the program wants to thank david duke for making sure the cross burning fire was out after the klan rally last night in the chatbox(remember only you can prevent forest fires). todo you might t to get hoffa to help you fix the box. hoffa is good at computer schit. decaf members alky,detroit,rogdochar,thick&thin,gatorbait,pointer,alex da gator,marianna,sas,82bag,uf812,murph, drivebys janice,spicer,hugh heffner,bugs,alchy,detroit,rogdochar,migraine,daffy,thick&thin,assman,robinhood,byron,gatorbait,pointer,goon,alex da gator,marianna,al bundy,sas,murph,sluggo,mamba,82bag,uf812,david duke,sexy 6,poncho villa,ron jeremy,five-0. please keep your wives away from middle school dudes its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin with breaking news. our dubs show flash poll found that we have 8 members that catch wood at work, we have 6 members that do not and one member whos nipples dont at work unless she is cold.(it should be noted that 5-0 changed his vote because he got his night sticks confused) sas entered the studio and was viciously and maliciously attacked by 6 trumpers. they were all over him. sas was able to distract them by talking about a record player. he then eased out the back door. janice saw him as the door was closing and called him a communist. hoffa who was bandaging his foot stated that slick willie is one too. hoffa went onto suggest that spicer be in charge of inspecting and cleaning the handicapped porta potties. assman dropped by the program and is very worried about the fact that some black professor is calling white people unhuman. (dont worry assman you just keep digging up poor people asses. he wasnt talking to you)ca91 dropped by the set and informed my audience members that he enjoys his own urine he says its sterile. ca91 also admitted that his wife removes red dots from his ass(not sure what to make of this) the professor dropped by the set to explain aca and healthcare. spicer caught wood and ran to the porta potty with the handicapped rails and creamed all over the door handle rails and toliet seat(bugs clean up in porta potty #2) david duke dropped by the program to give an explanation on why the chatbox klan rally was cancelled last evening. david states he waited but alchy and durty failed to show up. david states it is for this reason all klan rallies in the future will be impromptu affairs. david states they will have to decide between themselves who brings the cross, the matches, and the black person, decaf marrianna,augusta,rimmer,professor,ca91,mexican,uf812,sas, drivebys in no specific order hoffa,diddy,byron,hugh heffner,spicer,sas,janice,five-0,daffy,assman,bugs,ca91,mexican,uf812,professor,goon,al bundy,robinhood,migraine,augusta,rimmer,alchy,david duke,rogdochar,sluggo,sexy6,bna,ron jeremy, everyone have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program wants to honor spicer for kicking migraine constipated ass out the studio. great job! we begin with daffy calling into the program and requesting i put him on speaker. once i did he started having passionate phone sex with himself. it took awhile to wake hoffa to kill the audio feed. sexy 6 who was sitting in the front row stated morning sex always leads to a great day but found the phone sex a little ridiculous.(cocaine is a hellava drug) . my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was byron he had just tricked his wife to bring him some cat for lunch. byron called back into the program complaining he had gotten pubic hair stuck in his teeth. goon was sitting in the second row commented his ex-wife had cats so he knows the fustration. robinhood has informed my audience that he is aware that the mexican is stalking him and he feels he can handle it(careful robin). the program want to thank alchy and 82bag for their powerpoint presentation on wimmens and accidents. david duke stopped by the studio with the grim news that he has been replaced as grand wizard in the gatorchatter chapter it was from a staged coup. anyone wishing to join the fight to get him reinstated please contact me(but do not use smoke signals) it was a relative slow friday until bannon burst through the doors with some cut off jeans no shoes and no shirts yelling "blacks always cause problems" before anyone could react he ran back out and hopped on his moped and peddled away. i later found out that he was upset that their were no tapes.decaf ca91,uf812,rimmer,rogdochar,bannon,sas,bna,diddy,gatorphan,alex,drivebys daffy, assman,bugs,hoffa,hugh heffner,g.webb,byron,ca91,janice,migraine ,uf812,sexy 6,al bundy,goon,mexican,gatorphan,robinhood,alchy,rimmer,rogdochar,spicer,david duke,82bag,alex,bannon,professor,mamba,sas,bna, everyone have a wonderful wknd no fast food,,,its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program, myself, the grand wizard,and trump want to wish a happy birthday to pancho villa and bannon a klan rally is plan in yalls honor that will make the numerburg rallies look like a wimmens lacrosse game(of course i cant attend for obvious reasons) . it would seem that its becoming a trend to broadcast on the show what your having for lunch. byron called in and stated he was somewhere in texas and deepthroating a pound of rudys' meat( he was breathing very heavy and added its about all he can take). sexy 6 called in and stated although she enjoys meat thoroughly she had a pb&j sandwich. speaking of sexy 6 she admitted today that she would allow strange men to rub on her as long as they called it a massage. sexy 6 further states it may be a bit uncomfortable at first but shes sure she will loosen up. both brad and hugh admitted to allowing men to rub on them they called it "physical therapy". i'm a little concerned about one of my loyal audience members assman. assman seems to be in search of himself(stay tune to this development)hoffa wanted to use the porta potty but it was occupied by cooter. cooter exited the porta potty and complained about brown streaks in his draws. our recommendation is use toliet paper and not just pull your draws up after schiting. the brown streaks in your undies means your ass was chock full of schit from not wiping. charmin is recommended. lastly if your ever in thailand al bundy knows all there is the know about thailand hookers and money conversion rates.decaf members bna,professor,alchy, drivebys in no specific order bugs,hugh heffner,bna,hoffa,sexy6,daffy,byron long,al bundy,assman,sluggo,janice,alchy,goon,mamba,cooter,professor, your homework assignment for tonight go home and ask your wives would she be willing to walk around during the day with something in her "pocket" that buzzes and you control. everyone have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program started off real slow. there was no one in the studio and a quick check of the porta potties outback was empty. finally assman showed up i became real concern because he stated he watches thomas and friends with his two meth head sons(starting them off young). hugh heffner chimed in and ran off cartoons he and his daughter watches. not to be out done bugs chimed in. i started to think about canceling the program all of a sudden ca91 burst thru the door yelling he has sex with his best friend at 5am every morning because they are young(this is more like it) assman got pissed and stated ca91 makes these gay ass statements and runs off.janice dropped by with our bible scripture. afterwhich assman return informing the audience that he shaves his nuts(before we go any further this is clearly a white guy thing)assman continued by saying he and mrses assman share the razor. assman was questioned about sanitary concerns but he dismissed it all stating she has my nuts in her mouth all the time. byron whos nuts have been to vietnam,specifically hanoi. chimed in and said what if she gets jock itch on her knees assman response"sense you guys insist i will have her change the razor". sexy 6 who was soliciting the usher for a massage turn and stated her and sas use different razors but admitted she dont know what he's doing in the shower alone with her razors. sexy 6 went on to say shes' not a fan of man buns. bugs stated he's a no on shaving his nuts. hugh heffner who was busy planning his next sexual adventure with his wife stated he shaves his nuts and will be willing to shave her poon( this guy is really living the life). hugh also encourage the entire audience to look up black dildo wake up calls, sexy 6 declined. goon was a no on nut shaving. diddy refuse to answer which definitely means he shaves his nuts(no need to be embarrassed).decaf ca91,mexican,janice,detroit,uf812,pointer,poncho villa,bna,diddy,zambo,sluggo drivebys in no specific order assman,bugs,sexy6,goon,hoffa,ca91,professor,mexican,hugh heffner,g.webb,janice,al bundy,daffy,robin hood,detroit,byron long,uf812,pointer,poncho villa, bna,diddy,mamba,zambo, your homework assignment is to go home and ask your wives would she allow you to shave her poon, sexy 6 you ask sas will he allow you to shave his nutz,, everyone have a great evening .gators will win the cws (go gators). its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well championship baseball gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program wants to extend a well earned gator chop to our baseball team. well done fellas. speaking of our baseball team the mexican dropped by the program and wants sully fired immediately. he then grabbed his ass and ran to the porta potty yelling the entire time he has gas(i actually think he schitted himself, boy will he be surprised to learned that ron jeremy used the last of the toliet paper) he will just have to pull them up and his ass will itch because its chocked full of schit. remember mexican in this country we throw them away. bannon dropped by the set and called all gator fans bithces for cheering the baseball team to victory and the title. this infuriated goon who was in the front row reading pharmacy weekly. goon stated bannon needs to move to another board goon was adamant about bannon joining sw.missouri states board(no word if bannon will leave). it would appear that we have been infested with fruit flies. the fruit flies names are migraine & janice if you see these two females please swat at them, hoffa is ordering some spray and cooter will build a screen door to put on the studios entrance. sexy 6 informed the audience that she was enjoying the game last night but two things happened 1. the announcers were on their knees complete with shin guards and knee pads slobbing and slurping LSU knobs and the second thing was the guy that fcks his best friend every morning pissed her off. sexy 6 states she took the high road to avoid cussing his ass out. byron called in from somewhere in texas. byron is worried that his ass is a black plume and bleaching may be needed. lucky for brad assman has free consultation for gators. lastly bugs had several meeting with mitch mcconnell no word on what they discussed. decaf professor,bannon,alchy,mexican,postmaster,alex,bna,cooter,gatorbait,suggo,spicer, drivebys in no specific order goon,bugs,professor,bannon,hoffa,daffy,assman,alchy,migraine,janice,ca91,mexican,hugh heffner,postmaster,al bundy,alex,gatorbait,bna,ron jeremy,byron long,sexy 6,cooter,robin hood,mamba,david duke,spicer,pasty stoole. your home work tonight ask your spouse about who they would sleep with if they could, have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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