WTF? Mac now selling his own branded BBQ sauce. Seriously.

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By the way, I hear it's $24.95 for 12 ounces.

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I dont think even 2223 would buy it.

Maybe Aka.

 

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2222 hasn't been around here lately. Think about it....

 

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Someone should shove a bottle up his ass. Wake the hell up coach.

 

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Swamp Donkey said:

I dont thinkbeven 2223 would buy it.

Maybe Aka.

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Uh, no. You think I'm happy with how we been playing? You're mistaken. Put that sauce on a turd, it's still a turd.

 

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All jokes aside, I can see him selling bbq sauce more than coaching a football team.

With all his "down home", quirky, "aw shucks" shtick that he does he's better suited for the Food channel than the Sports channel.

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OMG, visualize Mac in coveralls hawking the stuff... Does this image not make Swonky's omniprescient view of
Coach Hee-Haw Notradamussy?

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The rapidly dwindling cadre of pumpers may want to give it a lick.

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For me, I want it in a pumpbottle-- those things never work anyway.

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I got his product "tagline" (u know, "Visine Gets the Red Out") >> = "The BBQ Guru"

 

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McYet is starting to remind me of someone else.

 

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Cue the memes of him grinning with sauce all over his chin. o_O

 

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Regardless of how the sauce tastes, he should quit his day job.

 

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If he doesn't beat Tennessee his ass will be barbecued and we'll be hitting the sauce.

 

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If it is anything like him, it's bland. No spice. No flavor. Nothing memorable about it at all. I'll bet it's most notable feature is that it takes away from anything you put it on, and makes good food taste bad. I wouldn't be surprised if high quality meats literally crawled off your plate, just to get away from it, and search for other plates in Alabama, Georgia, or South Carolina.

Yep, that sounds EXACLY like the sauce I'd expect from Mac. Don't worry, though... I'm sure he'll have plenty of time to make changes and perfect it after the season is over.

 

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He's pickin' his way through the sunshine state this year and grinnin' all the way to the bank!

 

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The important thing is that it not cause turnovers.

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Why do I get the feeling this is a yellowish, mustard based sauce?

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Who thought this was a good idea? There's a real large disconnect between the athletic dept, the head coach and the fan base.

I'm sorry but this is just a bad bad idea. We've been prison raped by FSU, BAMA and Michigan in 3 of our last 4 games. And you want to sell your BBQ sauce after all that? SMH

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Maybe a Jerk sauce would be more appropriate?

 

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Go Mac Go...

 

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Ok, serious question.

Who's excited to put some of Mac's special sauce in their mouth?

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Judging by the likes, it appears 2 people are excited so far.

 

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Mac must sense the writing on the wall. He's ramping up to be a concessionaire.

 

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I love the solar penumbra around his teeth.

 

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Mac must sense the writing on the wall. He's ramping up to be a concessionaire.

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It was his popcorn sales background that endeared him to Fooley.

 

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If it's a white sauce, t will love it.

 

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It's like the UF version of Shark Tank.

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I'll offer you a 25% stake of a functional offense for 4 quarters and a headache in perpetuity.

 

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