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if you're talking about Davis, cool. If you're talking about Zaire then you can take your position and flush straight down the toilet!
If you could imagine a win, how does it happen?
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Never thought of Zaire, meant Davis, of course. But now that you mention it, Zaire might be better at catching than he is at throwing.
if you're talking about Davis, cool. If you're talking about Zaire then you can take your position and flush straight down the toilet!
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Someone said it earlier. If we actually allow the qb to use a full route tree and try to attack the middle of the field, call slants, use the tight ends 10-20 yards down field, etc. AND the line actually plays tougher than paper mache we have a chance.
But I think there's almost zero chance butterboy will allow any passes that don't flirt with the sideline. We hated chump for his worship of time of possession as the silver bullet to winning. Well we've got the butters version now, and it's turnovers. Butters would rather throw to the sideline incomplete or take a sack than to even think about letting the qb throw to a wide open receiver in the middle of the field.
But I think there's almost zero chance butterboy will allow any passes that don't flirt with the sideline. We hated chump for his worship of time of possession as the silver bullet to winning. Well we've got the butters version now, and it's turnovers. Butters would rather throw to the sideline incomplete or take a sack than to even think about letting the qb throw to a wide open receiver in the middle of the field.
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Number one way would be for Mac to call a real game vs Nuss throwing darts at a board that only has 4 plays on it to begin with. Secondly, the Oline has to live up the hype that we heard about all summer long. If Mac is calling plays (which I don't think will happen) I would expect him to open things up a bit, spread the field to open up the run game, and run some EFFECTIVE WELL BLOCKED screen plays to slow down the pass rush of TN. Of course, all of this would mean getting the ball in the hands of the playmakers which we didn't do in the Michigan game. On defense, we just need to shore up a few things on coverage with our young db's and keep the offense on the field long enough for the defense to get a breather now and then.
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Butters and Nuss overindulge on Mac's BBQ in celebration of Mac's new F U to the Gator Nation/cash grab before being rightly fired and they both come down with near death case of food poisoning. It just so happens that a traveling circus is traveling through to put on a relief show for Hurricane Irma and they take pity on the state of the Florida Gators, that they lend us Marquand the Magnificent, their most talented circus chimp to call plays. He points to the playsheet and the remaining coaches and players can't tell the difference from Marquand and the dynamic duo that they run his play calls without question and we execute a 500 yd offensive game and we win 49-42.
But in real life...IJDK
But in real life...IJDK
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Hopefully not in your britches.
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Nope. Would be on the throne. Might take about half the chapters in Moby Dick to get it done, however.
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Sum'n lak at.
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Hail Mary baby!! Tenn and Trolls and Haters and Complainers OWNED and DESTROYED by Mac's stinky dinky winky baby!!
