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What Gator Level are you?
- Thread starter WobbleGator
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Why is a former/current employee of UF a higher level (7) than a former student, non-grad (6)? The guy who mops the floors in Van Fleet and never attended class at UF gets a higher ranking than a guy who actually went to school there? Heck, the whole REASON some guys didn't graduate is because they spent too much time being a Gator and not enough time being a student!
Because you’re not going to downgrade Tom freakin Petty, that’s why.
No I won’t... back... down!
diehardg8r
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Mid 90's, all those folks are gone now.
lizardbreath
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Zero. Generally avoid planet Earth altogether-it's becoming rather a bad neighborhood. Actually, I just like the logo.
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I forgot 0-10-1, I will fix it.Using the scale, I’m a Level 4 and son of a level 4&5. I witnessed 0-10-1 up close and personal. And I’m a Master Chief (E9).
4+5+10+9 = Level 28!
Caloosahatchee
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Level 9. Would be 10 again if we had a decent product.
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No. no. no, you dont get to add them up. Just pick your highest level.Using the scale, I’m a Level 4 and son of a level 4&5. I witnessed 0-10-1 up close and personal. And I’m a Master Chief (E9).
4+5+10+9 = Level 28!
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Version 2.0b.
Level 33: Banged Candi Fisher
Level 31: Have a gator tattoo on belly
Level 30: Ox King, Cover2, Coach
Level 29: Defecated on both
Level 28: Defecated on Doak or Sanford
Level 27: Heisman Gator
Level 26: All Pro NFL Gator
Level 25: NFL Gator
Level 24: Veteran silent professional
Level 23: Superdooper Paratrooper or frogman
Level 22: Veteran NCO
Level 21: Veteran officer
Level 20: Veteran enlisted (real) military
Level 19.5 Air Force vet
Level 19: Former/current Gator football player Championship years (no, there is no "east championship")
Level 18: Former/current Gator football player or coach
Level 17: GSMB Sid fighter (must have at least 100 insulting posts aimed at roundtable)
Level 16: Former/current Gator coach other sports
Level 15: UAA former/current UAA staff
Level 14: Former UF student (graduate Bull Gator/big money booster)
Level 13: 0-10-1 Gator (sat in stands only- we may have tonchecks stubs, seems like ten million or more claim this)
Level 12: Former UF student (graduate small money booster)
Level 11.5: Slept with ADG or know people who slept with ADG (mostly grad students, nondocumentation req)
Level 11: Former grad/professional student (graduated)
Level 10: Grad/ professional student (not yet graduated)
Level 9: Former UF student (graduate non-booster)
Level 8: Current UF student (not yet graduated)
Level 7: Former/current employee of UF (non alum)
Level 6: Former UF student (dropped out)
Level 5.5: former/current SFCC student
Level 5: Former/current season ticket holder (non alum)
Level 4.5: Lived at the Hari Krishna house
Level 4: Former/current resident of Gainesville
Level 3: Former/current resident of Florida
Level 2.5: Resident of South Florida or Orlando
Level 2: Visited Florida
Level 1.5: Only went to Disney
Level 1: Never set foot in Florida
Level 0.5: Roundtable
Level 0: Georgians
HOT OFF THE PRESSES!
New level checks. Send me revision suggestions
For those who are cornfused: the regulation is that you can only claim the highest level, with the exception of Roundtable in which you are required to take only lower level.
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Did I mention I’m a Master Chief? I can do what I want, no matter how ridiculous it may be.
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Version 2.0b.
Level 33: Banged Candi Fisher
Level 31: Have a gator tattoo on belly
Level 30: Ox King, Cover2, Coach
Level 29: Defecated on both
Level 28: Defecated on Doak or Sanford
Level 27: Heisman Gator
Level 26: All Pro NFL Gator
Level 25: NFL Gator
Level 23: Veteran silent professional
Level 22: Superdooper Paratrooper or frogman
Level 21: Veteran NCO
Level 20: Veteran officer
Level 19: Veteran enlisted (real) military
Level 18.5 Air Force vet
Level 18: Former/current Gator football player Championship years (no, there is no "east championship")
Level 17: Former/current Gator football player or coach
Level 16: Former/current Gator coach other sports
Level 15: UAA former/current UAA staff
Level 14: Former UF student (graduate Bull Gator/big money booster)
Level 13: 0-10-1 Gator (sat in stands only- we may have tonchecks stubs, seems like ten million or more claim this)
Level 12: Former UF student (graduate small money booster)
Level 11.5: Slept with ADG or know people who slept with ADG (mostly grad students but not all)
Level 11: Former grad/professional student (graduated)
Level 10: Grad/ professional student (not yet graduated)
Level 9: Former UF student (graduate non-booster)
Level 8: Current UF student (not yet graduated)
Level 7: Former/current employee of UF (non alum)
Level 6: Former UF student (dropped out)
Level 5.5: former/current SFCC student
Level 5: Former/current season ticket holder (non alum)
Level 4.5: Lived at the Hari Krishna house
Level 4: Former/current resident of Gainesville
Level 3: Former/current resident of Florida
Level 2.5: Resident of South Florida or Orlando
Level 2: Never set foot in the state of Florida
Level 1.5: Only went to Disney
Level 1: Never set foot in the United States
Level 0: Georgians
OK... new level checks.
HOT OFF THE PRESSES!
Nice work!
Is the Level 19 “(real) military” comment a subtle snub of the USCG? If so, I will arrange a CG flyover as we lower you from a helo, naked and hogtied onto midfield in time for the Mr Two-Bits routine in front of a sellout crowd. Just sayin...
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