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Ya reckon???
Mac signs with Meatchicken, the final nail in the Harbaugh coffin
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Ya reckon???
- Jun 14, 2014
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Ironically, he's gonna make their QBs look atrocious.
"Wow guys. Ain't that sky blue? Look, don't y'all run where the play calls for. everybody looks for you to be there. Instead, ad lib. Run to where nobody would look for you. You'll be in the clear wide open. I love you guys."
"Wow guys. Ain't that sky blue? Look, don't y'all run where the play calls for. everybody looks for you to be there. Instead, ad lib. Run to where nobody would look for you. You'll be in the clear wide open. I love you guys."
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Close but they also reduced the size of his choppers by 50% in this image.This is the original
- Jun 13, 2014
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Rats......sinking ship.....yada, yada, yada.
If he makes Mac his co-ordinator he's signing his own pink slip. Michigan fans aren't stupid. They'll see it for what it is and be livid.
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Specially when the pass flutters harmlessly to the ground short somewhere around Farmington Hills.
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I think it's funny/interesting that Danny Enos bailed on Michigan after accepting that very position because Saban wanted him at Bama and Harbaugh winds up with butters.
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Jim McElwain @PrettyNeatCoach Guys, sometimes in life the rockiest roads lead to the highest mountains. But then you think it’s smooth sailing once you get to the foot of the mountain, and the reality is you still have those peaks and valleys to cross before you get to the top. And yet, here we are. #GoBlue
1:37 PM - Feb 20, 2018
... God, that's not a mixed metaphor, that's a nixed metaphor. No wonder our players didn't know how to play.
{surely, that's fraudulently attributed to McElwain. No one could have said that.}
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It is a fake account but it is exactly what Butters would have said.
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{surely, that's fraudulently attributed to McElwain. No one could have said that.}
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not to mention 10 to 12 teams had to hire coaches and coordinators including bammer? no one wanted anywhere near that idiot
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I wish we had transcripts of McElwain's statements to our players. McQuotes? ... a lil book like Machiavelli's "The Prince" except "The Misprints".
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Hahahahahaha.....wide receivers coach?
GTFOH you telling me there isn’t a more qualified coach out there. Their WR’s will all be butter fingers.
GTFOH you telling me there isn’t a more qualified coach out there. Their WR’s will all be butter fingers.
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And I was wrong... Saban took Danny to be his QB coach over butters the qb whisperer who is now coaching WRs? ;)
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"
Jim McElwain @PrettyNeatCoach
Guys, sometimes in life the rockiest roads lead to the highest mountains. But then you think it’s smooth sailing once you get to the foot of the mountain, and the reality is you still have those peaks and valleys to cross before you get to the top. And yet, here we are. #GoBlue
This quote perfectly exemplifies Macs crappy personality:
1) it's contrite and smug
2) it's about him, and not joining a great school
3) No one thinks it's smooth sailing when you are at the foot of a metaphorical mountain. That's when $hit gets hard.
Like the recruit said after the stairwell meeting, "I think he's retarded, I really do.
Also, is twitter handle is @prettyneatcoach....kewl
Jim McElwain @PrettyNeatCoach Guys, sometimes in life the rockiest roads lead to the highest mountains. But then you think it’s smooth sailing once you get to the foot of the mountain, and the reality is you still have those peaks and valleys to cross before you get to the top. And yet, here we are. #GoBlue
This quote perfectly exemplifies Macs crappy personality:
1) it's contrite and smug
2) it's about him, and not joining a great school
3) No one thinks it's smooth sailing when you are at the foot of a metaphorical mountain. That's when $hit gets hard.
Like the recruit said after the stairwell meeting, "I think he's retarded, I really do.
Also, is twitter handle is @prettyneatcoach....kewl
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So is there a silver lining in this for us. Does the fact he is coaching affect his remaining buyout?
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