Let's see how this goes:
1: Charleston Southern- Little more than a scrimmage. Gator win
2: Unlucky Kentucky- Stoops is still a loser. Gator win.
3: Col State- Gators get their revenge for those guys sticking us with Ole Yeller. Gator romp.
4: Inbred rednecks from Ole Rocky Top- New coach, same old results. Gators in a squeaker.
5: Miss State- Rebels upset the Gators with too much cowbell. Gator loss
6: L.S.U.- Tigers show their claws. Gator loss #2:
7: Vandy- isn't so dandy. Gators roll.
8: Georgia Leg Humpers- Smart is too smart for the gators. Gator loss #3.
9: Mississipp in your eye- Rebels crap the bed. Gators should win this one.
10: U.S.C. east- Damn that Muskrat! Not bad enough that we still have the guy on the payroll!
Rubs salt in the wound to have to pay the guy and watch him beat us! Gator loss #4
11: Idaho- You have to be kidding me! Who scheduled these chumps, anyway? Gators in a blowout!
12: F.S.U. Semi-Holes- And the beat goes on, as does the ass-beatings. Maybe next year when they have
to come to the Swamp. Gator loss #5.