Making fun of Swamp (G)Azz time

jhbyrd · Apr 20, 2018

SeabeeGator said:
I know a 3 Star QB (Jacob Guy maybe?) supposedly posted on Alligator Army while I was there. Some poster was saying how much he sucked and supposedly he responded. The guy running the website said he verified it was actually him. If that was true, maybe a handful surf some of these boards. That said, I’ve seen the same stuff on any fanbases boards I’ve ever visited. Nothing unique or troublesome. Social media is where some of the Gator lunatics shine brightest...

Sometimes it is their parents doing due diligence on the school their kid may go to.

Swamp Donkey · Apr 20, 2018

jhbyrd said:
Sometimes it is their parents doing due diligence on the school their kid may go to.

Again, dude, you think Gators are the only ones that talk bad about their football team when they are losing. Ever been on a Bammer board after a loss?

They still recruit just fine.

Harness that bullshyt. It won't fly over here.

ufgator812 · Apr 21, 2018

Acecustis · Apr 21, 2018

jhbyrd said:
I have seen Zo's scoop come true over and over.
Zo forgot more than the so called experts know about what is going on with the high school recruits. No one is 100% on talent evaluation NFL or college. Zo nailed how good Toney would be when the recruiting services had him rated too low.

Missing on one player rating has nothing to do with knowing what recruits tell you regarding their recruitment.

Me and Zo argued about this the spring before Lane transferred. Had nothing to do with high school evaluations. I like his posts because he does keep it real about which high school players are good and more often than not he is right (can't say the same about Spivey the recruiting "expert") but once guys become Gators he overhypes them. I'm sure he said good things about Toney. He probably also said Mac Burnett was going to be a game changer. All in all he is better than Spivey and Nick who are borderline fluffers at a Gator porn shoot.

Acecustis · Apr 21, 2018

BruceWayne said:
Tilly banned me for saying Mac should be fired in a game thread. Haven't even tried to go back. I'm a realistic gator fan that is always trying to be positive. Which has been extremely difficult the last ten years. I dislike the fans that blindly followed Mac still after it was really clear he sucked.

I have been a member since 2003 and caught a weeklong ban in January for saying we need to upgrade our LB's with this recruiting class. I believe the worst thing I said was "our LB's aren't any good." That was ban worthy. Too many people on that board are the type to bring orange slices and juice boxes to practice. That board has become a joke in my opinion.

oxrageous · Apr 21, 2018

Acecustis said:
I have been a member since 2003 and caught a weeklong ban in January for saying we need to upgrade our LB's with this recruiting class. I believe the worst thing I said was "our LB's aren't any good." That was ban worthy.

Wow.

MJMGator · Apr 21, 2018

oxrageous said:
Wow.

At least you just threaten to ban everybody. :lol:

Swamp Donkey · Apr 21, 2018

Who is "Zo"? Are we supposed to know this name for some reason?

Swamp Queen · Apr 21, 2018

Swamp Donkey said:
Who is "Zo"? Are we supposed to know this name for some reason?

Alonzo Mourning, duh

FireFoley · Apr 21, 2018

Not to change the subject but what kind of a poll question is that regarding where would I end up if GC disbanded?
1. I have never ever been on FaceFKKK for any reason and do not have an account.
2, I have never ever been to Swamp A$$
3. I will never ever look or go to GSMB again!
4. 24/7 does not interest me.

Therefore I would be forced to Ham Sammich it!!!!!!!

Acecustis · Apr 21, 2018

Swamp Donkey said:
Who is "Zo"? Are we supposed to know this name for some reason?

Former Gator Lorenzo Spikes. He is a frequent poster on the Premium Board over there. Lets folks know about certain high school kids he knows about as he is involved in some football training academy in Tennessee. He usually is right about what kids are going to be studs but he is a big time homer when it comes to guys already on the Gator roster. He is better than Spivey though.

oxrageous · Apr 21, 2018

Acecustis said:
Former Gator Lorenzo Spikes. He is a frequent poster on the Premium Board over there. Let's folks know about certain high school kids he knows about as he is involved in some football training academy in Tennessee. He usually is right about what kids are going to be studs but he is a big time homer when it comes to guys already on the Gator roster. He is better than Spivey though.

Is he of the opinion that message boards drive recruits away?

Acecustis · Apr 21, 2018

oxrageous said:
Is he of the opinion that message boards drive recruits away?

Yeah he does believe that if I remember right. I'm not a member of the premium board anymore. Cancelled my membership during the CC scandal.

jhbyrd · Apr 21, 2018

oxrageous said:
Is he of the opinion that message boards drive recruits away?

Zo being involved with the all star games gives him feedback. Some posters from our opponents do come over to make UF fans look bad to recruit's and their parents doing due diligence on the internet. Zo is very kind to other Gators and sometimes convinces kids to come to UF like his trainee Van Jefferson who lit it up at Spring practice.

Nowadays the more popular forums like twitter and snap chap are a bigger source of negative recruiting.

jhbyrd · Apr 21, 2018

Swamp Donkey said:
Again, dude, you think Gators are the only ones that talk bad about their football team when they are losing. Ever been on a Bammer board after a loss?

They still recruit just fine.

Harness that bullshyt. It won't fly over here.

I agree that all teams have it. And moles coming over to opponent's site do exist. Just reporting what I heard from a reliable source. People can believe what they want.

Swamp Donkey · Apr 21, 2018

Swamp Queen said:
Alonzo Mourning, duh

Yeah, thats the only one that came to mind!

Swamp Donkey · Apr 21, 2018

Acecustis said:
. He is better than Spivey though.

My ass is better than Spivey. Looks better too.

crosscreekcooter · Apr 21, 2018

jhbyrd said:
Some posters from our opponents do come over to make UF fans look bad to recruit's and their parents doing due diligence on the internet.

I'm calling bullschit on this one. To begin with, nobody has to come to a Gator board to make Gator fans look bad, we are pretty good at it without any help.

jhbyrd · Apr 22, 2018

crosscreekcooter said:
I'm calling bullschit on this one. To begin with, nobody has to come to a Gator board to make Gator fans look bad, we are pretty good at it without any help.

Totally agree crosscreek that we do have our own posters making us look bad.

I have a Bama friend who loves to stir things up on the Auburn site.

If you ever look at the Gatorsports board there is a guy who is usually the first to post after stories there and it is obvious he is a Nole and the posters who go there call him out on it. That Nole totally bashes UF football yet says " we" like he is a Gator. Forget his name.

GatorBart · Apr 22, 2018

jhbyrd said:
If you ever look at the Gatorsports board there is a guy who is usually the first to post after stories there and it is obvious he is a Nole and the posters who go there call him out on it. That Nole totally bashes UF football yet says " we" like he is a Gator. Forget his name.

Omar, yo!

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