Pro golfer's wife attacks him for not playing well at TPC

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“Wait till the tour hears about this,” Krista reportedly said. “You will lose your job. This is why cops get shot in the face. Wait till I talk with the judge, you will be f–king fired over this.”

Huh. She sounds like a politician.
 

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“Wait till the tour hears about this,” Krista reportedly said. “You will lose your job. This is why cops get shot in the face. Wait till I talk with the judge, you will be f–king fired over this.”

Huh. She sounds like a politician.
Doesn't sound like this case is going to trial.
 

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If anyone ever attacked my momma, I’d beat the hell out of them.
 

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I realize that stories like this are "message board comedy gold" to paraphrase an old Seinfeld episode. It is entertaining to poke fun at the absurd antics of the characters in the saga.

That being said, there is great sadness when considering the small children in this dysfunctional family. For little kids to be exposed to this kind of parental drama is a shame. If the details are remotely accurate it would seem that Glover should pack up the kids and move on to a new start. Staying in the middle of this kind of marital chaos just for the sake of the children seems counterproductive. I'm sure this kind of thing is not uncommon with professional athletes.

A good reminder that having lots of money doesn't solve every problem.
 

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I realize that stories like this are "message board comedy gold" to paraphrase an old Seinfeld episode. It is entertaining to poke fun at the absurd antics of the characters in the saga.

That being said, there is great sadness when considering the small children in this dysfunctional family. For little kids to be exposed to this kind of parental drama is a shame. If the details are remotely accurate it would seem that Glover should pack up the kids and move on to a new start. Staying in the middle of this kind of marital chaos just for the sake of the children seems counterproductive. I'm sure this kind of thing is not uncommon with professional athletes.

A good reminder that having lots of money doesn't solve every problem.

Yeah, yeah, sure. Bad for the kids, should get counseling, yada, yada.

But you'd still hit it sideways, amirite? :grin:
 

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The beating at the hands of his tiny little drugged-up wife is miniscule in proportion to what he's gonna face from the fans.

I actually feel sorry for the guy.
 

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If anyone ever attacked my momma, I’d beat the hell out of them.

I know a guy (nice guy too) that killed his Mom’s boyfriend who was beating her.
He spent a few years in jail; but yep, I don’t know if I’d be able to contain myself either.
 

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Bill Burr does a pretty good bit on hitting a woman.



Ha, Bill is one of my favs. One of the best stand ups ever...his line about getting married is EPIC and my firends and I bring this up all the time. Over 50% of all marriages end of in divorce. If you were going sky diving and knew half the parachutes weren't going to open...would you still go? LOL. Classic.

 

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Are we talking about sleeping with her even though she's crazy.

Cause, yeah #metoo
This is exactly the conundrum this guy finds himself in. She's 36, she's at the hight of her sexual prime, and she's mentally unstable. Think about what an animal this chick must be in the sack. You know they had insane sex *THAT FRICKN' NIGHT* right after he went and got her from county lock up. She probably blew him on the ride home, right in the middle of his lecture to her that she needs to "get help," the whole time his heart is racing because he doesn't know if she'll finally bite it off this time. Then she probably took him straight to the bedroom, pinned him down and engaged him in the kind of violent and terrifying sex that had him checking his equipment afterward to make sure there was no damage. And thus we see the beginning of the vicious cycle this poor dude is trapped in all over again: Too spent the next day to work on the hitch in your swing => another bad tournament and the looming threat of losing your tour card => verbal and physical abuse at the hands of your psycho wife => violent and terrifying "make up sex" in which you are an unwilling participant => Too spent the next day to work on that hitch in your swing.

I'd advise him to get out, but I know better. Even if he did leave he'd still be fighting an almost irresistible urge to call her again for years afterward. She'd lure him back eventually. Short of having her institutionalized he's stuck in it for the long haul.
 
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This is exactly the conundrum this guy finds himself in. She's 36, she's at the hight of her sexual prime, and she's mentally unstable. Think about what an animal this chick must be in the sack. You know they had insane sex *THAT FRICKN' NIGHT* right after he went and got her from county lock up. She probably blew on the ride home, right in the middle of his lecture to her that she needs to "get help," the whole time his heart is racing because he doesn't know if she'll finally bite it off this time. Then she probably took him straight to the bedroom, pinned him down and engaged him in the kind of violent and terrifying sex that had him checking his equipment afterward to make sure there was no damage. And thus we see the beginning of the vicious cycle this poor dude is trapped in all over again: Too spent the next day to work on the hitch in your swing => another bad tournament and the looming threat of losing your tour card => verbal and physical abuse at the hands of your psycho wife => violent and terrifying "make up sex" in which you are an unwilling participant => Too spent the next day to work on that hitch in your swing.

I'd advise him to get out, but I know better. Even if he did leave he'd still be fighting an almost irresistible urge to call her again for years afterward. She'd lure him back eventually. Short of having her institutionalized he's stuck in it for the long haul.

:lmao:
 

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