With a huge game on the line, Zooker, Chimp, or Butters?

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Zooker’s 2 biggest problems were 1) losing to teams he should have beaten (Missy State) and 2) secondarily blowing some big leads against good teams and losing (I.e.- Miami).
Zooker loved Prevent Defense nearly as much as Mushdump and Sharkfvkker loved Prevent Offense.
 

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Didn’t read everyone’s response yet... Zooker, hands down.

He recruited well on BOTH sides of the ball, so “rebuilding” was about mental toughness and game day coaching. Anyone here think meyer could win and MNC in year two with chump or mac rosters?
 

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Zook had the best teams of the 3 and still managed to f' up so definitely not him. Chump would win depending on who fumbled on the last drive so 50/50 for him. I've forgotten the 3rd guy.
 

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I cant believe how bad the last 3 coaches have been but your right, Mac will likely go down in gator history as the absolute worst coach ever. It was pure misery watching football every week and you never had the feeling like we had any game in the bag prior to playing it. I always pull for our coaches to succeed and Mac was no different. I always want us to win and win big but who knew it would be literally painful to watch a game. Foley really screwed the pooch.
Not to mention that butters was just a totally unlikable guy. Zook was at least somewhat likable and tried hard...kinda the same with chump but i hated the chump hire so much because i thought he was zook 2.0...but at least he tried. Butters was just a ****ing lazy POS that brought nothing to the table...just a ****ing ****show
 

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Not to mention that butters was just a totally unlikable guy. Zook was at least somewhat likable and tried hard...kinda the same with chump but i hated the chump hire so much because i thought he was zook 2.0...but at least he tried. Butters was just a ****ing lazy POS that brought nothing to the table...just a ****ing ****show
This aspect really amuses me when I think back to Macs opening press conferences and first few thereafter. He seemed wholly full of $#|+ and entirely unlikeable. I’d read here and elsewhere from people who loved his aw-shucks, seemingly warm, folksy, and (supposedly) relatable personality. It seemed insane then. It seems more absurd now that it took years for paid journalists to observe that Mac was merely spewing blabbering nonsense.
 
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Another poll. Who's press conference would you rather listen to. Zook, Mus, or Mac.

Muschamp in a landslide.
 

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I wasn’t nearly as offended as many here make it with his “aw shucks” schtick - and let’s face it, if he had delivered on the field at or above expectations everyone here would think it was great/funny. The problem is that you have to earn the right to be quirky - quirky is funny when you win, but it just magnifies your ineptness when you’re a raging loser without a clue.
 

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This thread and many others that slam butters will be linked by members of forums at other schools whenever mention of butters being hired as a possible head coach. I’m sure some will send certain quotes directly to the AD, Ox should make a section just for them with a few choice posts, then put the rest behind a pay wall

.Hee Haw would struggle to prepare a Pee Wee team, Zooker, although he beat more ranked teams, I credit that to the athletes still having the SOS attitude of dominating and winning, Zookers meltdowns and dumb decisions were constant,Chump is a dumbazz, under him we usually would be right there at the half, it was his play to not lose, get a lead and try to run out the clock that would do him in. We still have a bad taste in our mouth from him, but in today’s game, I unfortunately would choose him.
 

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Muschamp in a landslide.
Chimp: Well, we lost again, but Im proud. We won time of possession and they didnt complete a forward pass. This is one tough 1AA team. Go Dwags....I mean Cawks.
Reporter: why are you bleeding?
 

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I see someone actually gave a vote to Mac in the poll, was that by accident? Lol
 

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