Give Emmitt a statue

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Blubbering and snot-bubble blowing? Was I watching the same post-game presser?

All I remember is we didn't lose again and we ended up claiming a national championship. Those kinds of things tend to earn special attention.

No, there was definitely noticeable snot bubbles(one giant one that just refused to pop) and practically incoherent blubbering. I remember it vividly. Tough stuff to watch.
 

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It's one of the wonders of having children. You'll be surprised at the things you will do for them.
I can assure you that there is no fvkking way I don dwag gear for ANYONE, no matter how close the relationship.
 

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It's one of the wonders of having children. You'll be surprised at the things you will do for them.
True story T&T........I was working at Hampton and of course back then a staff member (will not name her( asked me if my daughter dated one of them would I be upset.........I told her didnt matter what color he was long as he was a decent man and treated her well. WELLLLL a few years later she was dating a Nole and considered transferring to Tallacrappy and hafazzU.............I was like HELLL NO............I do have some prejudices that cannot be reconciled.
 

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I can assure you that there is no fvkking way I don dwag gear for ANYONE, no matter how close the relationship.
I’m surrounded by Dwags. All of my in-laws are Dwags. They continuously buy my son Dwag gear every birthday and every holiday. My wife knows it goes straight to Goodwill and our boy will NEVER wear that sh*t!
 

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I’m surrounded by Dwags. All of my in-laws are Dwags. They continuously by my son Dwag gear every birthday and every holiday. My wife knows it goes straight to Goodwill and our boy will NEVER wear that sh*t!
That's hilarious. Do they do it to annoy you?
 

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I’m surrounded by Dwags. All of my in-laws are Dwags. They continuously buy my son Dwag gear every birthday and every holiday. My wife knows it goes straight to Goodwill and our boy will NEVER wear that sh*t!
fvkking burn it. if you send it to goodwill you are just letting some trailerpark kid get forced to wear dwag gear. help the kid out.

or return it. many places will take that stuff back even without tags.

burning would be more satisfying though.
 

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fvkking burn it. if you send it to goodwill you are just letting some trailerpark kid get forced to wear dwag gear. help the kid out.

or return it. many places will take that stuff back even without tags.

burning would be more satisfying though.
I enjoy seeing the homeless in Dwag gear.
 

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I enjoy seeing the homeless in Dwag gear.
I've got a burn pit, several actually, and I'd walk straight out back toss it on logs and ashes and light it in front of them. I don't have dwags in the family but I have a clwon. he knows better.
 

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What's the criteria for getting your postgame speech on the wall. I mean, was it necessary to have Timmy's blubbering, snot bubble blowing tirade bronzed and mounted on the stadium for eternity. Of course it wasn't, but Urban knew how to sell the brand.
.That's the argument here, we should capitalize on the fact that an icon at all levels of the game played here, and I don't think a single former player would have a problem with it.
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They’re Dwags...they don’t learn so good.
I'd feel like a real jerk walking around in UGA gear, even in front of people who don't know me. The whole red and black with scrunched-up ugly dog pus look is dooshy to begin with.
 

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I'm losing a little steam here, but I have to say I have a huge problem with the criteria as it stands now, there was a time when I trusted the sports writers to make a decision like this, but those days are gone, and in the future it could possibly be laughable. I mean do you really think it's a good idea to leave this decision in the hands of the Bowl and his internet blabbing millenials.

As for Emmitts line I watched the video and it stuck out to me how awesome they were and sadly I couldn't name a single one of them, but it also speaks volumes about the current criteria in that the automatically eliminated them before they ever play a game.
That’s fair and reinforces the point: when Emmitt was playing, you trusted the sports writers to select the Heisman and he wasn’t chosen. My guess is that Danny and SOS feel into the time period that you trusted the journalists. Maybe not Timmy but come on, he was a slam dunk! Your argument would hold more sway if the most recent statue was erected for a Gator Heisman in the last few years - not a decade ago.
 

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I’m surrounded by Dwags. All of my in-laws are Dwags. They continuously buy my son Dwag gear every birthday and every holiday. My wife knows it goes straight to Goodwill and our boy will NEVER wear that sh*t!

I know the feeling, all my in laws are dawgs as well. Constantly buying my kids t shirts and such. If I go to pick them up at the in laws and their wearing any of it I make them take it off and leave it there. About 2 weeks ago my 6 year old came home in a uga shirt. It was pretty plain with very little markings on it so I don't think he even knew what he was wearing but when I got on his ass he walked straight to the pantry took it off and threw it in the trash.
 

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I enjoy seeing the homeless in Dwag gear.
Rip the sleeves off at least, put some oil stains on it, and wash it a few times with extra bleach, make a few bleach spots.
 

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That’s fair and reinforces the point: when Emmitt was playing, you trusted the sports writers to select the Heisman and he wasn’t chosen. My guess is that Danny and SOS feel into the time period that you trusted the journalists. Maybe not Timmy but come on, he was a slam dunk! Your argument would hold more sway if the most recent statue was erected for a Gator Heisman in the last few years - not a decade ago.

Emmitt finished 7th in the voting his last year. 7th? Hell, as a freshman he finished 9th.
I don't remember who half these guys are.

Heisman Voting

Rk Player School Class Pos 1st 2nd 3rd Tot Summary
1
Andre Ware Houston JR QB 242 132 83 1073 365 Cmp, 578 Att, 4699 Yds, 46 TD, 15 Int
2 Anthony Thompson Indiana SR RB 185 170 108 1003 358 Att, 1793 Yds, 5.0 Avg, 24 TD
3 Major Harris* West Virginia SR QB 115 115 134 709 142 Cmp, 245 Att, 2058 Yds, 17 TD, 11 Int
4 Tony Rice Notre Dame SR QB 72 101 105 523 68 Cmp, 137 Att, 1122 Yds, 2 TD, 9 Int
5 Darian Hagan Colorado SO QB 52 42 52 292 48 Cmp, 85 Att, 1002 Yds, 4 TD, 4 Int
6 Dee Dowis Air Force SR QB 15 31 38 145 67 Cmp, 140 Att, 1285 Yds, 7 TD, 4 Int
7 Emmitt Smith Florida JR RB 13 29 43 140 284 Att, 1599 Yds, 5.6 Avg, 14 TD
8 Percy Snow* Michigan State SR LB 7 15 19 70 4 Int, 42 Yds, 0 TD
9 Ty Detmer Brigham Young SO QB 3 13 14 49 265 Cmp, 412 Att, 4560 Yds, 32 TD, 15 Int
10 Raghib Ismail Notre Dame SO WR 3 11 17 48 27 Rec, 535 Yds, 19.8 Avg, 0 TD
10 Blair Thomas Penn State SR RB 4 12 12 48 264 Att, 1341 Yds, 5.1 Avg, 5 TD
 

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I remember every one of those guys. Houston always had the next big deal at QB. I'm not sure why the media always bought in. None of them amounted to anything.

As a matter of fact, didn't Houston try to recruit Donald Douglas as Ware's eventual successor?
 

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