Recruiting Former #1 Overall 5⭐️ WR Demetris Robertson now sniffing butts

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We have learned that you are in love with Ga and Kirby. Don't they have a message board for you?

If this whole board admits that they hate Mullen and the Gators, then I’ll admit that I love UGA and I’ll even bark like a dog. Is that fair?
 

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If this whole board admits that they hate Mullen and the Gators, then I’ll admit that I love UGA and I’ll even bark like a dog. Is that fair?

I don't mind rivals coming on our board and giving it out and taking it - GolfingDawg comes to mind...but there is nothing I hate more than some azzwipe rival fan "pretending" to be a Gator and spewing crap. It's even more pathetic if it's a buttsniffing, ball-licking, fleabag moron, or a clown rapist.

This is the 2nd time in 2 days that I've found you with dwag jizz all over your mouth. It's not my board, but I've got a hair trigger ready to ban your ass if I get one more single spider sense of who you are.

There isn't a single true Gator that has a single positive thing to say about that shytstain of a college.

Test me......
 

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I don't mind rivals coming on our board and giving it out and taking it - GolfingDawg comes to mind...but there is nothing I hate more than some azzwipe rival fan "pretending" to be a Gator and spewing crap. It's even more pathetic if it's a buttsniffing, ball-licking, fleabag moron, or a clown rapist.

This is the 2nd time in 2 days that I've found you with dwag jizz all over your mouth. It's not my board, but I've got a hair trigger ready to ban your ass if I get one more single spider sense of who you are.

There isn't a single true Gator that has a single positive thing to say about that shytstain of a college.

Test me......
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I don't mind rivals coming on our board and giving it out and taking it - GolfingDawg comes to mind...but there is nothing I hate more than some azzwipe rival fan "pretending" to be a Gator and spewing crap. It's even more pathetic if it's a buttsniffing, ball-licking, fleabag moron, or a clown rapist.

This is the 2nd time in 2 days that I've found you with dwag jizz all over your mouth. It's not my board, but I've got a hair trigger ready to ban your ass if I get one more single spider sense of who you are.

There isn't a single true Gator that has a single positive thing to say about that shytstain of a college.

Test me......

He's from Swamp Gas.

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Byrd is posting on another board with posters who have a much more negative slant on things. ltraz is over there also. Byrd is driving them all insane. They are deranged over his presence. We’ll see how much longer he remains over there. He might be back soon.
 

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Byrd is posting on another board with posters who have a much more negative slant on things. ltraz is over there also. Byrd is driving them all insane. They are deranged over his presence. We’ll see how much longer he remains over there. He might be back soon.

We must seem like a lunatic asylum to all the sunshine pumpers over there. The majority were defending Mac right up until Georgia destroyed us and Mac was fired.
 

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I don't mind rivals coming on our board and giving it out and taking it - GolfingDawg comes to mind...but there is nothing I hate more than some azzwipe rival fan "pretending" to be a Gator and spewing crap. It's even more pathetic if it's a buttsniffing, ball-licking, fleabag moron, or a clown rapist.

This is the 2nd time in 2 days that I've found you with dwag jizz all over your mouth. It's not my board, but I've got a hair trigger ready to ban your ass if I get one more single spider sense of who you are.

There isn't a single true Gator that has a single positive thing to say about that shytstain of a college.

Test me......

I understand why y’all think Omar is a Nole. He is super negative about the Gators, and he has pumped FSU and Jimbo consistently.

In the past week I’ve been accused of:

1) Posting from the same IP as Byrd.
2) Being a UAA Plant
3) Being a dwag.

There is no way I am all of those things. What I am is a pumper who tries to apply the same lens to the other side. I try to be consistent. If the shoe was on the other foot and we just had the season UGA had with the kind of recruiting class UGA had we’d be thinking we got Saban 2.0. Does that go against the larger narrative of the board? Yes, it does. Most on this board believes Smart is Muschamp 2.0 and they also think Mullen is Butters 2.0. I think the opposite on both. It doesn’t make me a dwag.

I live in Gainesville, and I am a huge Gator fan. Maybe I’ll come to the Gatorchatter gathering in September to prove myself to you naysayers. Also I’ve been posting on Swamp Gas since 2007 (under two different usernames, one of them is retired because it had my name in it) and I’ve never even been banned from Swamp Gas. Been banned from the political forum, but that is a long story. So if I’ve gone that long on Swamp Gas without getting banned from the football forum...you know I’m no dwag. They wouldn’t tolerate that over there.
 
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In the past week I’ve been accused of:

1) Posting from the same IP as Byrd.
2) Being a UAA Plant
3) Being a dwag.

There is no way I am all of those things.

That’s not a denial of one of those things - and certainly not the one I’m most interested in.

Listen, if you’re a dawg fan, then come out and own it - you would get more respect by doing so, even if you would get abuse.

But if, as you claim, you’re NOT a dwag fan - then it might even be worse. You actually anointed Kirby Dumb as worthy of being an equal to 3 NC coaches, two of which have 3 or more NC, when he hasn’t won shyt...that’s ridiculous regardless, but to do so for a damn dwag!?! That’s indefensible.

Then you post a thread about some kid like you’re a proud relative and make multiple posts, including a link to his lame ass “look at me” ego-stroking “announcement” video (giving him clicks). Unless he was coming to UF (which was never an option) then who TF cares where he goes?! Maybe a single post making fun of the bad decision to risk kennel cough and fleas and ticks....but FFS, it’s like you built your own worship temple thread?

Dude...if you’re a Gator fan...you’re doing it wrong. Fvkc all Dwags.

That said, feel free to come to the tailgate...we will help train you.
 

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That’s not a denial of one of those things - and certainly not the one I’m most interested in.

Listen, if you’re a dawg fan, then come out and own it - you would get more respect by doing so, even if you would get abuse.

But if, as you claim, you’re NOT a dwag fan - then it might even be worse. You actually anointed Kirby Dumb as worthy of being an equal to 3 NC coaches, two of which have 3 or more NC, when he hasn’t won shyt...that’s ridiculous regardless, but to do so for a damn dwag!?! That’s indefensible.

Then you post a thread about some kid like you’re a proud relative and make multiple posts, including a link to his lame ass “look at me” ego-stroking “announcement” video (giving him clicks). Unless he was coming to UF (which was never an option) then who TF cares where he goes?! Maybe a single post making fun of the bad decision to risk kennel cough and fleas and ticks....but FFS, it’s like you built your own worship temple thread?

Dude...if you’re a Gator fan...you’re doing it wrong. Fvkc all Dwags.

That said, feel free to come to the tailgate...we will help train you.

I’m definitely NOT a UGA fan. And FWIW I keep tabs on our rivals because their success is detrimental to ours. In the past I tried posting recruiting news for other teams in the main recruiting thread and some posters told me to get out. So, I put it outside of the thread. You can go back in the recruiting thread and verify that that actually happened. So if I can’t put in the recruiting thread, and I can’t put it outside of the recruiting thread then where do I put it?

Also I didn’t know where Demetris Robertson was going to end up. I knew UGA was in the thick of it, but I didn’t know that he was going to go to UGA. He was a high profile recruit, so I thought it was worth starting a thread.

And something else, I don’t care about Gator fan orthodoxy. I believe things because I think they comport to reality. You can’t beat jhbyrd up in one thread for being delusional (believing things that don’t comport to reality), and then shame me in another thread for believing in reality. I’m open to debating/discussing reality...hearing points and counterpoints, etc. And I probably won’t stick it out as long as jhbyrd will. Frankly, I don’t care as much as he does about being right. However, I’m not going to conform my opinions to some arbitrary orthodoxy.

Also I’m a Christian, so I’ll just say I majorly dislike UGA and leave it at that.:headslap:
 

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I’m definitely NOT a UGA fan. And FWIW I keep tabs on our rivals because their success is detrimental to ours. In the past I tried posting recruiting news for other teams in the main recruiting thread and some posters told me to get out. So, I put it outside of the thread. You can go back in the recruiting thread and verify that that actually happened. So if I can’t put in the recruiting thread, and I can’t put it outside of the recruiting thread then where do I put it?

Also I didn’t know where Demetris Robertson was going to end up. I knew UGA was in the thick of it, but I didn’t know that he was going to go to UGA. He was a high profile recruit, so I thought it was worth starting a thread.

And something else, I don’t care about Gator fan orthodoxy. I believe things because I think they comport to reality. You can’t beat jhbyrd up in one thread for being delusional (believing things that don’t comport to reality), and then shame me in another thread for believing in reality. I’m open to debating/discussing reality...hearing points and counterpoints, etc. And I probably won’t stick it out as long as jhbyrd will. Frankly, I don’t care as much as he does about being right. However, I’m not going to conform my opinions to some arbitrary orthodoxy.

Also I’m a Christian, so I’ll just say I majorly dislike UGA and leave it at that.:headslap:
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Byrd is posting on another board with posters who have a much more negative slant on things. ltraz is over there also. Byrd is driving them all insane. They are deranged over his presence. We’ll see how much longer he remains over there. He might be back soon.[/QUOTE]
He's from Swamp Gas.

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Byrd is posting on another board with posters who have a much more negative slant on things. ltraz is over there also. Byrd is driving them all insane. They are deranged over his presence. We’ll see how much longer he remains over there. He might be back soon.
They messaged me on gatorcountry and showed me all the things Trex said I was saying that were not true which I could easily prove from my prior posts at GC.

I was told that many of the posters at gatorchatter have been rejected from GC.

I just correct certain posters with the actual data and they freak out.

A lot of this stuff is grey and there is both good and bad.

Foley as an example did bad and good for UF but certain posters can omly see the bad. If Foley did all bad he would never have been one of the longest lasting ADS in the country.
 
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