What's the proper respectful response to Donkey's opening newbie insult?

TheDouglas78 · Aug 1, 2018

Concrete Helmet said:
Never admit that you're under 4'10" in height.....sorry URG....

had to fix that for you Crete

Swamp Donkey · Aug 1, 2018

Sec14Gator said:
Get the guy who knocked out Tyree Cleveland to respond for you.

Also, stop betting on the Gators to cover.

P.S. Shut up about “discounts”

Concrete Helmet · Aug 1, 2018

Swamp Donkey said:
Link?

We need a poll to see if people think you have ever rerespond in an intelligent manner.

I'm sure I've been sober at some point or another while posting on here.....just don't ask me when.

TheDouglas78 · Aug 1, 2018

Concrete Helmet said:
I'm sure I've been sober at some point or another while posting on here.....just don't ask me when.

Swamp Donkey · Aug 1, 2018

oxrageous said:
That takes him up several notches in my book.

I have to admit he is growing on me too.

78 · Aug 1, 2018

We're now up to 10 Ox aliases.

Loogis · Aug 1, 2018

Sec14Gator said:
Get the guy who knocked out Tyree Cleveland to respond for you.

Also, stop betting on the Gators to cover.

P.S. Shut up about “discounts”

And does Duke Dawson buy by the ounce?

MADGator · Aug 1, 2018

EuroGator · Aug 1, 2018

Nice thread! Welcome to the board Tang Bag!

G8trwood · Aug 1, 2018

Bbbbutt there should be a law against that, where’s my safe space

lizardbreath · Aug 1, 2018

G8trwood said:
Bbbbutt there should be a law against that, where’s my safe space

The donkey can absolutely dish it out with the best of them. His great saving grace, however, is that he can also take it with equanimity and good grace - when the counter-assault comes cloaked in some degree of wit. A true nimrod can't do that. Truth is, the donkey is fair and reasonable within the context of his dementia - just I strive to be in mine. Besides, every self-respecting village needs an idiot and the donkey's performance to date has been impeccable.

Ancient Reptile · Aug 1, 2018

Trick question. There is no proper or respectful response to any of Law's posts. Try an improper and disrespectful response.

Swamp Donkey · Aug 1, 2018

Ancient Reptile said:
Trick question. There is no proper or respectful response to any of Law's posts. Try an improper and disrespectful response.

I Have No Friends :( · Aug 1, 2018

If you have to ask, you might as well just get this out of the way now:

oxrageous · Aug 1, 2018

He isn't an alias and I don't think he's a troll. What makes a "trollish name"? "Swamp Donkey" isn't trollish?

TheDouglas78 · Aug 1, 2018

oxrageous said:
My book is the only one that really matters.

Is that because it's more pictures than words?

Tay Bang · Aug 1, 2018

I see the fact that every word of my entire post was choice #5 got by just a couple of you Einstein's.

Though #4 was not all that bad an option either.

ChiefGator · Aug 1, 2018

Tay Bang said:
I knew if I was brash enough on my first day of Gatorchatter I would receive the Freshman/Newbie challenge from Swamp Donkey. Sure enough:

"I'm more concerned you are a pvssy who is afraid of airsoft plastic bullets."

So here are my options as I see them:
1. Turn tail and run away, begging Ox to delete my account and never return again.
2. Ignore his post and hide in the corner, hoping he never picks on me again, posting occasionally in non-controversial fashion.
3. Make a bad joke in my response, admitting I am completely intimidated by the Mighty Donkey.
4. Double down on my original post in a very serious fashion, ala JHByrd, defending my position with a trained arguer with no sense on my part of the big picture Sports Bar atmosphere of Ox's creation.
5. Tell him "That's Dr. Pvssy to you Ambulance Chaser, we sit around at parties and laugh at the pathetic existence of society's true parasites, how we wouldn't be caught dead in a social situation with an ambulance chaser, what a short-cut these posers take with only 7 years of training and that we could literally piss on the Personal Injury Attorney Levin School of Law from Shands Hospital.

Would like some opinions. I want to be respectful and not offend any of the regulars on my first trip into the Sports Bar. I simply hope to just to fit in around here with a few pints of craft beer.

Put him on ignore, any poster who has a negative value in reading their posts belongs there.

RiverRat · Aug 1, 2018

I'd take a hit out on his ass, call in the frying pan gang and work his ass over good, if the frying pan ain't enough have them shoot him in the go-nads with an air -soft rifle till his pecker is sure enough Orange and Blue.

rogdochar · Aug 1, 2018

Lordy Tay Bang, give it up right off. You can never meet Swonkey halfway 'cause Swonkey is never halfway there.

Swonkey is a wriggly person. Always selling Doublemeant Glum.

What's the proper respectful response to Donkey's opening newbie insult?

What's the Proper Response to Swamp Law's Opening Challenge Insult?

Turn tail and run away from the Mighty Donkey never to return again

Ignore the post and hope The Donkey never picks on me again

Try and laugh it off and admit I'm completely intimidated by the Great Law

Respond with a serious rebuttal ala JHByrd

Tell the Mighty Counselor that that's "Dr. Pvssy to you Ambulance Chaser"

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I might have been mean to Byrd

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