Say What? Danny Kanell, new SEC analyst

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He's a cheap lay........

 

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Still better than Beth Mowans

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He like Beth Mowens but with less testosterone

 

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Zambo said:

He like Beth Mowens but with less testosterone

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I don't know why, but when I read this, I heard it in a thick Chinese accent.

 

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Are they going for the lite in the loafer audience segment?

 

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Is it?

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Nah. Kanell is a Nole. F him.

 

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Just turn he volume off and turn Mick on the radio, at least you want have to listen to his Stink crimanole ass!

 

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I don't know why, but when I read this, I heard it in a thick Chinese accent.

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That why it funny.

 

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Zambo said:

He like Beth Mowens but with less testosterone

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Beth has a bigger dick, so I've heard....

As for Danny, it is for the in studio CBS Sports Network, not the SEC on CBS coverage.

 

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Noooooooooooo. He's a terrible analyst

 

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AugustaGator said:

Are they going for the lite in the loafer audience segment?

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Technically, they're lace-ups. But yes.

 

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Surprised no one mentioned Kevin Carter -- the same Kevin Carter who relentlessly chased Kanell's weasel arse all over the field during the Choke at Doak -- also joins the CBS team. Hopefully he'll sack his butt this time around.

 

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Fact is Beth Mowans has made me mute the TV or not watch games I wanted to watch n flipped stations to another game...her voice is like Novocain and Demerol

 

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He's a cheap lay........

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Reminds me, "Don't buy Rubbers Made in China!"

 

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I've never been able to understand him anyway. I don't speak cock in mouth.

 

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This dude made Ryen Russilo sound good. He's not only ANTISEC he's a moron with ZERO personality.
Typical Kannell afternoon...Eats wings at Hooters and swears all the servers are "way into him". Drinks ****ty beer til drunk telling stories of how he was a hero in college...Drives home in yellow mustang with Theory of a Deadman or some other **** Nu-metal-nickelbackesque band on full blast...passes out jerking off to Thad Busby nudes

Oh and I swear Reba and Helen Hunt had a baby and it's Beth Mowins

 

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Oh and I swear Reba and Helen Hunt had a baby and it's Beth Mowins

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What's odd though is... Beth is from upstate NY. I saw an interview with her and she actually sounds normal when she's in conversation mode.

Now if you'll excuse me...
... there's probably a Reba marathon on CMT tonight.

 

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That why it funny.

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Absolutely Hilarious!!!

 

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Kanell will forever be a douche no doubt about it 100%

 

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