***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs UT***

If UF loses to UT, what is your most likely reaction?

  • Anger

    Votes: 19 26.0%
  • Sadness

    Votes: 24 32.9%
  • Apathy

    Votes: 30 41.1%

  • Total voters
    73

BNAG8R

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As many of you know, this game is personal for me. Having lived amongst the mouth breathers for over two decades I share my annual why I hate UT post.

First posted in 2015...

Let me share with you why I hate UT.

I am a lifelong Gator fan. I moved to Florida when I was 4, and was immediately enamored with anything UF. When I graduated from UF in 1991, my first job took me out of the state, and my climb up the career ladder had me move to Tennessee in 1996. I expected it to be a 2 year stint.

22 years later, I am still here. This is where I bought a home, the only one my family has known. We live in a great town, suburb of Nashville with good neighborhoods and great schools, good enough to get my oldest daughter into UF. She is a senior this year. It's really almost perfect.

Listen...my hatred for Clown College and Leghumper U is appropriately at a level so deep, so dark, that you would never speak of it at cocktail parties. Women and children weep. But living here for 22 years has elevated my hatred for UT to similar levels, despite the dominance we've had for most of my years here. Why?

First, that ****ing orange. It's everywhere. Shirts. Hats. Trucks. Hair. Signs. It's just hideous- the putrid, pumpkin shade of orange you only see in those little 4-pack of waxy, useless crayons made in Korea that kids get at sh!tty restaurants. I drive 10 miles to Lowes instead of 1/2 mile to Home Depot just to avoid that.****ing.orange.

Next, their fans are morons. Not garden variety idiots mind you, but the fat, ugly, smelly, truck-stop hat wearing, cross-eyed, yellow-toothed, spittle when they talk mentally-defective imbeciles. They usually have sh!t all over their face when they eat. The men wear overalls, and the women muumuus. They talk sh!t all year, convinced that this is the year when it turns around to their former glory. I've been flipped off, honked at, and yelled at (in an unintelligible string of grunts) for having a gator plate on my car.

But finally... and really the reason bigger than all others...


That ****ing song.

They play it everywhere. EVERYWHERE! At the grocery store, in the elevators, at the highschool games, in the parades, at funerals. It's nails on a chalkboard. You'd think it was thegap-tooth national anthem. The hillbillies stand at attention, with their crossed-eyes staring off in space like a dog hearing a high pitch whistle. I hate that ****ing song. When it comes on, my wife hides all sharp objects for fear that I will jam them into my head in an attempt to burst my eardrums.

My only salvation has been the winning streak that, each year, makes these half-witted prairie dogs go back into their holes to lick their wounds. I need 3 more years. When daughter #2 graduates, we are putting this place in our rear view mirror, never to return. Not because of our town (we will miss it), or our friends (from Vandy), or our home we came to love. No, it's because of that song.

That ****ing song.

I am coming down Saturday for the game, and will leave without a voice, which I'll leave in the stands. If I hear any hint of "that song", hide the pencils.

Go Gators.
 

Captain Sasquatch

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As many of you know, this game is personal for me. Having lived amongst the mouth breathers for over two decades I share my annual why I hate UT post.

First posted in 2015...

Let me share with you why I hate UT.

I am a lifelong Gator fan. I moved to Florida when I was 4, and was immediately enamored with anything UF. When I graduated from UF in 1991, my first job took me out of the state, and my climb up the career ladder had me move to Tennessee in 1996. I expected it to be a 2 year stint.

22 years later, I am still here. This is where I bought a home, the only one my family has known. We live in a great town, suburb of Nashville with good neighborhoods and great schools, good enough to get my oldest daughter into UF. She is a senior this year. It's really almost perfect.

Listen...my hatred for Clown College and Leghumper U is appropriately at a level so deep, so dark, that you would never speak of it at cocktail parties. Women and children weep. But living here for 22 years has elevated my hatred for UT to similar levels, despite the dominance we've had for most of my years here. Why?

First, that ****ing orange. It's everywhere. Shirts. Hats. Trucks. Hair. Signs. It's just hideous- the putrid, pumpkin shade of orange you only see in those little 4-pack of waxy, useless crayons made in Korea that kids get at sh!tty restaurants. I drive 10 miles to Lowes instead of 1/2 mile to Home Depot just to avoid that.****ing.orange.

Next, their fans are morons. Not garden variety idiots mind you, but the fat, ugly, smelly, truck-stop hat wearing, cross-eyed, yellow-toothed, spittle when they talk mentally-defective imbeciles. They usually have sh!t all over their face when they eat. The men wear overalls, and the women muumuus. They talk sh!t all year, convinced that this is the year when it turns around to their former glory. I've been flipped off, honked at, and yelled at (in an unintelligible string of grunts) for having a gator plate on my car.

But finally... and really the reason bigger than all others...


That ****ing song.

They play it everywhere. EVERYWHERE! At the grocery store, in the elevators, at the highschool games, in the parades, at funerals. It's nails on a chalkboard. You'd think it was thegap-tooth national anthem. The hillbillies stand at attention, with their crossed-eyes staring off in space like a dog hearing a high pitch whistle. I hate that ****ing song. When it comes on, my wife hides all sharp objects for fear that I will jam them into my head in an attempt to burst my eardrums.

My only salvation has been the winning streak that, each year, makes these half-witted prairie dogs go back into their holes to lick their wounds. I need 3 more years. When daughter #2 graduates, we are putting this place in our rear view mirror, never to return. Not because of our town (we will miss it), or our friends (from Vandy), or our home we came to love. No, it's because of that song.

That ****ing song.

I am coming down Saturday for the game, and will leave without a voice, which I'll leave in the stands. If I hear any hint of "that song", hide the pencils.

Go Gators.
This and the I Hate Tennessee video are the highlights of Tennessee week every year. :lol:
 

G8RNGA

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Jun 20, 2014
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We have the worst QB and OL in the SEC.

Not the worst, but close.
Franks is 94th overall as a QB
Below him is the QB of Arkansas.

In passing offense UF is 84, South Carolina 90, Tennessee 95, Kentucky 96, LSU 100.

In Rushing offense:
UF - 59
Arkansas- 73
Ole Miss - 75
Vandy- 82
LSU - 85
S. Carolina - 112
 

Gator-Don

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We have the worst QB and OL in the SEC. UT does have a decent RB last I saw and could run at us like UK did.

Nothing is certain with Franks under center except the fact that he'll screw up. 8/15 for 119. Puke.

Trask must truly suck balls to have not gotten a chance over this dude.
FWW I think their O line is right down there with ours.
 

MADGator

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In the preseason predictions I did pick this as a loss. I don’t know much about UToothless but I did see us shyt the bed against the one decent team we’ve played. I do not trust Franks. He’s missed more wide open receivers than Shaq missed free throws. Plus, road game, shytty tackling, and the list goes on.

I don’t see it. The general consensus is positive and I hope it’s correct.

PS - Worst treatment ever as a visiting fan. Ever. Not even close.
 

Nomadigator

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Already hearing the defeatists on the board have us losing to the juggernaut Vols. They are a frightening team, no doubt. The question is, should our boys even make the trip? Do you think under the circumstances a forfeit would really be out of line?

Discuss.
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gardnerwebbgator

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Like every other UF/UT matchup since 1990, it will come down to OL play and the run game. The team that win the rushing yards battle usually wins. Got to use our 4 headed monster at RB to our advantage. Just can't trust Franks to win a game on the road in a hostile environment.
 

oxrageous

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Like every other UF/UT matchup since 1990, it will come down to OL play and the run game. The team that win the rushing yards battle usually wins. Got to use our 4 headed monster at RB to our advantage. Just can't trust Franks to win a game on the road in a hostile environment.
But you can trust their garbage QB?

We win this game easily.
 

AugustaGator

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No Tennessee thread can be complete without three things. That Alabama fan's rant, some of Batesy's Luther Ogle, and y'all ought to know what's #3.

We already got the rant so here's a little #2:




Bubba and Lulu.
 

RiverRat

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Doomsdays gonna doom, pumpers gonna pump, leg humpers gonna hump and lick their private parts , some things are just a given, I just sit back and enjoy the ride.
NO WAY HILLBILLYS WIN ! Gators by 20 after they unveil secret weapon.
 

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