The First Annual GCMB Jabber Memorial Tailgate Blowout! 15-Sep, Colorado State

What game would be the best choice for GCMB Blowout Tailgate?

  • 01-Sep: Charleston Southern

    Votes: 6 8.6%
  • 08-Sep: Kentucky

    Votes: 11 15.7%
  • 15-Sep: Colorado State

    Votes: 17 24.3%
  • 06-Oct: LSU

    Votes: 25 35.7%
  • 03-Nov: Missouri

    Votes: 15 21.4%
  • 10-Nov: South Carolina

    Votes: 15 21.4%
  • 17-Nov: Idaho

    Votes: 6 8.6%

  • Total voters
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rogdochar

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Hit the teeth, take a shot of melted butter.

Next year, to cut down on the puncture wounds that I know sum y'all got, you could have a slick enlarged photo of Maxblame where competitors throw bread slathered with peanut butter.
From the sounds made, you could call it The Annual Smackelwain PB Jam.
 

GR8 2B

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Sorry I missed it, but I was busy with my family (and I'm not sure I want to give up my semi-anonymity just yet). But here's another super-cute gif of my daughter, chillin' at the UAA tailgate:

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Oh and I know how to get in touch with Jabber, assuming I'm thinking of the right guy.
I love this!
 

Captain Sasquatch

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Is jabber Dave a dirty smelly hippy? There's a jabber that posts on this site all the time:

Sports, Entertainment, and Everything Else - The Best Mountain West Team in Florida

He goes by a different name now I think, pretty sure he doesn't want to be found. I've already said too much
He hates this site and the guy who runs it. We know he’s fine, the “memorial” is just a running joke to how he completely disappeared after we tailgated before the UT game last year.
 

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He totally disappeared from BGL around the time he stopped coming here. Does that mean he hates us, too? :dunno:
 

Swamp Donkey

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I think he calls into the the WRUF's call in shows in Gville.

Are you talking about Mike the teacher who went full meltdown after the 2008 Ole Miss loss, saying Meyer’s offense would never work in the SEC? He ate some serious crow that year, happily so, but a platter full.
 

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Sorry I missed it, but I was busy with my family (and I'm not sure I want to give up my semi-anonymity just yet). But here's another super-cute gif of my daughter, chillin' at the UAA tailgate:

b9Sxlel.gif


Oh and I know how to get in touch with Jabber, assuming I'm thinking of the right guy.

That’s some superb fathering. You are blessed!
 

stephenPE

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Are you talking about Mike the teacher who went full meltdown after the 2008 Ole Miss loss, saying Meyer’s offense would never work in the SEC? He ate some serious crow that year, happily so, but a platter full.
Your memory is extraordinary. My gator hat is off to you. I used to keep up with some of the callers. But they were tiring usually.
 

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Your memory is extraordinary. My gator hat is off to you. I used to keep up with some of the callers. But they were tiring usually.

I used to call in to Ackerman & Doering’s show pretty regularly when lived in the Ocala/Gainesville market. They used one of my calls - bagging on Judd Davis’ orange @ blue Hawaiian shirt - as a promo piece.
 

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Are you talking about Mike the teacher who went full meltdown after the 2008 Ole Miss loss, saying Meyer’s offense would never work in the SEC? He ate some serious crow that year, happily so, but a platter full.
I'm going to quote Mike the teacher word for word after the Tennessee loss in 2001 "until we get a coach in here who will commit to running the football we we will never win another championship " Spurrier was gone a few weeks later and I still owe him a punch in the face.
 

Swamp Donkey

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I'm going to quote Mike the teacher word for word after the Tennessee loss in 2001 "until we get a coach in here who will commit to running the football we we will never win another championship " Spurrier was gone a few weeks later and I still owe him a punch in the face.
Im ready to punch him too.

Some people just miss the 1970s and will never accept that it is gone.
 

Swamp Donkey

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I'm going to quote Mike the teacher word for word after the Tennessee loss in 2001 "until we get a coach in here who will commit to running the football we we will never win another championship " Spurrier was gone a few weeks later and I still owe him a punch in the face.
They funny part is it was the fckking defense that lost that game. Didnt have a stop all day as I recall. Offense scored 30ish.

Soft 4-3 prevent just like the ole conservative Woody ball people love.
 

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