How old are you?

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SCColaGator said:

That is one of the few great feelings of getting old. When you can buy anything if you want if you do not have other obligations.

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I know what you mean. There is only one more age benchmark left, and that is when I get old enough to not give a rat's ass if anything I say or do gets me fired. Being old enough to tell the entire world to go take a flying F at a rolling donut is gonna be great. BTW this is why grandpas are almost always happy.

 

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Zambo said:

I know what you mean. There is only one more age benchmark left, and that is when I get old enough to not give a rat's ass if anything I say or do gets me fired. Being old enough to tell the entire world to go take a flying F at a rolling donut is gonna be great. BTW this is why grandpas are almost always happy.

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The day I hit FU money will be the best day of my life.

 

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I'm definitely more mature than most of you swingdiks

 

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17 in the “65+” group. We’re gonna have a bunch of RIP threads soon. Everyone in that category needs to write into their will that when they croak, someone has to notify the board so we don’t keep posting their “Happy Birthday” threads.

 

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Old enough to have used phones that aren't wireless.

 

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34 but feel 55.

 

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Jack o' Diamonds

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ATXGator said:

Old enough to have used phones that aren't wireless.

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But are you old enough to remember when there were no touchtone phones?

 

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williston_gator said:

34 but feel 55.

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You have no clue what you’re talking about.

OR... you need to give up the booze, cigarettes, blow, etc and get your butt in the gym.

 

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ThreatMatrix

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SCColaGator said:

That is one of the few great feelings of getting old. When you can buy anything if you want if you do not have other obligations.

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When you get old enough, you've bought everything and now you spend all your time trying to get rid of it.

 

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CGgater said:

You have no clue what you’re talking about.

OR... you need to give up the booze, cigarettes, blow, etc and get your butt in the gym.

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Pretty much just the gym thing....I think.

 

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Jesus. Freaking geriatric ward in here.

Speaking of Jesus, in a little over two months I will have outlived him.

 

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Captain Sasquatch said:

Jesus. Freaking geriatric ward in here.

Speaking of Jesus, in a little over two months I will have outlived him.

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Not if my plan comes together.

 

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Captain Sasquatch said:

Jesus. Freaking geriatric ward in here.

Speaking of Jesus, in a little over two months I will have outlived him. [/QUOTE

You're just like God, except God didn't think he was you.

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I won't tell, but here is a clue: the Earth hadn't finished cooling when I was born.

 

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Can't remember

 

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Alex.

 

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It would be fascinating to see this distribution on, say, Swamp Gas. Wonder if the “differences” are a generational thing?

 

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BMF said:

Dusty Rhodes to Gordon Solie on Harley Race: "Harleeeee Race!!! He leff me wid a crimon mask of blooood, Gordon Stholie!"

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Who was the first evil Russian in Championship Wrestling from Florida?

Got It, The Great Malenko! Guess what age group I'm in?

 

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Jack o' Diamonds said:

But are you old enough to remember when there were no touchtone phones?

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We had a party line when I was a kid.

 

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Captain Sasquatch said:

Jesus. Freaking geriatric ward in here.

Speaking of Jesus, in a little over two months I will have outlived him.

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Not really. That Resurrection thing trumps the grave.

 

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