1. Phineus Maximus

    Hockey player killed on the ice; perp arrested for manslaughter

    Who was ice hockey star Adam Johnson and how did he die? He purposefully lifts his leg and the contact with the other player is incidental and not enough to cause his leg to go up in the air.
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    UF - GA 2023 Predictions

    15-4 GATORS WIN!
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    UT Prediction Thread

    25-19 Go GATORS!
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    RIP rogdochar - Gatorchatter will never be the same

    Here I am, late to the funeral, as usual. Anyway, Rog was a master of his craft. I emulate him daily with my wife and kids, but I don't have half the ability he had. He found a way to make a pun out of any word, sentence, or situation. His brilliance with that is unmatched. He'll be missed.
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    Meyer strikes again: Lerentee McCray arrested, flipped off cops in high-speed chase

    Man walks into an elevator. Asks the woman who's already in the elevator, "Can I smell your feet?" Disgustedly, she says, "NO!" "Well, then it must be your pussy."
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    Meyer strikes again: Lerentee McCray arrested, flipped off cops in high-speed chase

    I came home the other night and my house was a wreck. I fingered my wife as the culprit. It was shocking.
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    Anyone else have a VR Quest? Let's play some mini golf!

    A Mazda. A Miata to be exact.
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    Merry Christmas Gatorchatterers!

    Merry Christmas to all. And to all, a dick in a box.
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    Birthday Happy Birthday Phineus Maximus!

    Thanks to all. I didn't do much except work a little on Friday. Then Saturday morning hit and my 2 year old woke up covered in puke. That was the start of four days of the stomach bug hitting two of my four daughters and my wife and me. My stomach still feels like shít, but I survived...
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    Addazio's Folly

    College football coaching staff shredded for worst end-game clock management you’ll see
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    Morgan and Morgan pays UK

    He probably would've done it with Florida players if UF didn't have a deal with Buckeye Meldon to be "the only official law firm partner of the University of Florida Gators!"
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    NCAA announces all athletes can make money

    Speaking of gymnastics, this LSU gymnast is cashing in. If "only"... Olivia Dunne, LSU gymnast and social media personality, could make more than $1 million on NIL
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    Tennessee is in shambles; Embarrassing autocorrect on Twitter feed

    Tennessee Football Suspends Linebacker After Alleged Kitten Abuse
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    Return of Crucial

    New material from Crucial.
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    Warning: Political Takes Ejected Texas HS football player runs back on field and knocks Ref into the middle of next week

    My heart doesn't want to give up on someone so young. My head says he's already a lost cause. My line of work makes me cynical about his chances of being a contributing member of a civilized society. He is destined to be a recidivist with this type of behavior so young.
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    Warning: Political Takes Ejected Texas HS football player runs back on field and knocks Ref into the middle of next week

    Ejected Texas HS football player runs back on field, slams ref with vicious hit; escorted out by police What would you do with a youth who behaves like this? How do you fix him? Is somebody with such a total lack of self control and disrespect for authority fixable? I know the main reasons...
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    Birthday Happy Birthday Phineus Maximus!

    Ox is my favorite person to tailgate with... behind Squatch, Coach, Phan, and BNA.
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    Birthday Happy Birthday Phineus Maximus!

    LOL. I took my birthday off of FB so I wouldn't have to reply to a bunch of birthday wishes with a bunch of hollow kudos to people I haven't spoken to in years (or have never met) . You know what I mean..."Thank you so much for taking almost ten seconds out of your day to type approximately 20...
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    ***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Texas A&M***

    LOL. I was on 208. That's fúcking annoying.
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