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    Litigation, Who Has War Stories?

    We settled our lawsuit on Monday for $175K. Our fees were around $55-60k. The advice y'all gave in this thread is golden. Everyone should read it. It's so hard to win anything from anyone that makes the expensive, super invasive, super painful process worth it. Lawfare is real y'all...
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    The Current State of Gator Sports

    Yep. Trask's amazing year can should properly be credited to QB coach and passing coordinator, Brian Johnson.
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    The Current State of Gator Sports

    That's thinking outside the box. That might just work. Get @jdh5484 on the case.
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    The Current State of Gator Sports

    Right? Where are the Offensive Linemen? Where the fuch are the Tackles? Deep talent pools, 2 freaking OLine Coaches, and zero recruits of note after 3 recruiting cycles. You have to be kidding me.
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Offseason Thread BBALL*** Top 50 Overall Guard Alex Lloyd Commits

    A sports braintrust like Mike and Double D need proper representation to ensure they are well compensated for their talents. For example, last night I gave your mom the Double D for which I was well-compensated.
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    2024 Investing Thread

    That's exciting. Farm life is its own animal. Probably best to sell and roll it all into Bitcoin. Seriously though, don't be shy or ashamed to approach your Uncle about signing-off on all the details before he passes over. It makes everything so much easier and heads off fights before they...
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Offseason Thread BBALL*** Top 50 Overall Guard Alex Lloyd Commits

    Mike White's NBA prospects must keep the Georgia AD up at night. As I understand from his agent, there is great interest in MW as an NBA assistant. In fact, rumor has it that GM's are pursuing Mike harder than the NFL was after Mullen's services.
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    Random, sometimes funny, gif and post padding thread #5

    See if Ox can print some GC-branded versions. Think of money it will save on prostitutes this season.
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    2024 Investing Thread

    Family disputes over estates are way too common and destructive. Guilt-fueled fights for the possessions and resources of dead family members are just terrible. We have an on-going dispute with my wife's sister over their mom's estate. We take care of mom full-time and her sister just sits...
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Offseason Thread BBALL*** Top 50 Overall Guard Alex Lloyd Commits

    Really enjoying that article. Thanks for posting. This kid gives me hope that we will overcome the loss of Pullin. "My goal is to help the Gators win the SEC and the national championship," Martin said. "I have won a conference title, a conference tournament, a holiday tournament, and an...
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Offseason Thread BBALL*** Top 50 Overall Guard Alex Lloyd Commits

    "I needed to make the best business decision with this transfer," Martin said. "I need to prove myself on a bigger platform than FAU could offer today. The SEC has a good chance to be the best conference in the country, and Florida has a chance to be the best team in the league. I hope to be...
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    The Current State of Gator Sports

    Ox gets reduced costs on prostitutes by 1.) buying in bulk, and 2.) using non-native born females.
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    Buckle up, the crash is sooner rather than later

    The answer is weed. Lots and lots of weed.
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    Ricky Pearsall shocks by sliding into the first round to SF

    Gee Whiz counselor, i retract my statement. It never happened. The Beavers did not pound our sorry asses.
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    Ricky Pearsall shocks by sliding into the first round to SF

    I try not to judge considering that the Oregon State Beavers pegged our cornhole pretty good just the season before.
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Offseason Thread BBALL*** Top 50 Overall Guard Alex Lloyd Commits

    Solid pillar. Might make a great coach one day. Excellent :chomp:
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    Jaden Rashada enters portal; joins the Dwags

    Hilarious that you think ETN would do anything other than "ole'" Big Dez in protection. I like the fantasy though.
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    2024 Investing Thread

    INTC down nearly 10%. Might buy a few shares to flip next week.
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