1. Silky Johnston

    Looking for a used convertible

    You don't want no little gay ass bitch car. You want luxury and high class style that announce your presence like royalty.
  2. Silky Johnston

    Conceal carry anyone?

    I always carry these hands with me
  3. Silky Johnston

    Cooter, Help! Zambo gets Betty too hot

    'bout $20 depending on the ho
  4. Silky Johnston

    Tuesday Favorites...Car Brand

    I find reliability a distant second to style-ability check the custom El Dorato
  5. Silky Johnston

    South Carolina's QB is on glue....or something

    It appears the young man was swindled and sold an adulterated product that has affected his senses. Let this be a warning--only purchase your drugs from a reputable purveyor of pure, high grade dope...such as myself. Only the finest all organic, gluten free, locally sourced--crack, smack...
  6. Silky Johnston

    FSU’s top recruiter exposes she's HIV positive

    Personally, I wouldn't **** her with your dick. But I would put her ass to work making me money.
  7. Silky Johnston

    Suggestions for a carry weapon

    I suggest you carry a strong pimp hand. Has never let me down.
  8. Silky Johnston

    AH Murder Car for Sale

    You in the NFL bruh! Step up yo game! He didn't commit suicide. He died of embarrassment from driving that broken down sucka car. Can't go wrong with a classic El Dorado. Classy.
  9. Silky Johnston

    RIP Charlie Murphy

    Rest in Peace Charlie Murphy, the most diabolical hater this side of the Mississippi. Surely, he is with the angels and hating on us all from above. http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/12/charlie-murphy-dead-leukemia-eddie-murphy-brother/
  10. Silky Johnston

    Easy question for people who are handy around the house

    Ain't no problem. Any good ho can make a sandwich in the dark.
  11. Silky Johnston

    Jimbo still upset about "cheap shots" on Deondre last year

    Apparently, "Jimbo" don't care about the late hits Taylor Jacobs delivered to Candi.
  12. Silky Johnston

    Jimbo still upset about "cheap shots" on Deondre last year

    Grown ass man name Jimbo? I bet that trick ass mark still doing the Humpty Dance.
  13. Silky Johnston

    Coastal Carolina cheerleaders are prostituting?

    My clientele prefer big booty white tricks. I let you decide if these hos are getting paid or giving it away for free.
  14. Silky Johnston

    Pool/Fence Build Thread

    I like how you decorated your bedroom. Classy. But where the stripper pole at?
  15. Silky Johnston

    Most anticipated part of the Spring Game

    How old are these daughters you speak of?
  16. Silky Johnston

    Nord is now the LEAD recruiter for Georgia

    I hate Nord. That fool couldn't recruit a hooker with a $100 wrapped around his crank.
  17. Silky Johnston

    Snake swallows grown man whole

    Yo Daddy is a herpetologist? Hmmn. And you have a thing for snakes? Hmmn. I think I can see where this is going.
  18. Silky Johnston

    Coach Walton slaps Auburn player, riot ensues

    Slap!?!? You call that a weak ass **** a slap? Nicka please. Fire the damn coach. He making us look bad with that bitch ass slap. If I was the coach, that Auburn bitch would be on the stroll making me money like a good ho. Now Mamasan down here, she know how to slap a bitch. Get it...
  19. Silky Johnston

    Candace Wiggins

    If Candace is in need of lucrative gainful employment now that she's out of the W-rec-league, have her hit me up.
  20. Silky Johnston

    Ugliest

    It is not sporting to compare amateur ugly to professional ugly. If Mustank is eligible for this contest, then we would have to include aliens such as Sam Cassell and Joshua Dobbs, and neanderthals like Gheorghe Muresan and that UCLA boy in the mask when we beat them in the Final Four. This...
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