Aaron Hernandez Jailhouse Phonecalls

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Deserves a new thread because it's pure comedy.
Prisoners are clearly informed that all calls are recorded, Transcripted and can be used in court against you if incriminating.
Fact, such talk has plenty precedent of being so used.
AH has had several talks with his fiance', Sheyanna Jenkins.

The ahah-one:
AH : How about my clothes ? Have they been moved or not moved. {likely coded mention to check his closet
for murder-night clothes for blood-spatter ?}

Jenkins (doesn't catch on): What are you talking about ?
AH : You know. Are my clothes still there ?
Jenkins : Aaron, where do you think they'd be? It's your house.
AH : Ich fritz pickerluma = some angry curse words (she's not getting it)
Jenkins : (now confused & stressed) Aaron, you've only been gone 6 months. You're talking like
you're going to be going to be gone 20 years or something. (AH hung up.)
 

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Pure comedy gold, but I feel dirty we went to the same university.
 

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Him talking about money he set aside for his kids or whoever doesn't exactly look like a guy who thinks he's going to be out of jail after the trial is over.

#knowshesguilty
 

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Pouncy twins keeping real lol
 

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Really makes me want to puke knowing guys like Hernandez and the Pounceys played for Florida.

1% of 1%. :rolleyes:
 

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Who was it with the tattooed hawaiian at the stoplight?
 

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crosscreekcooter;n194592 said:
Who was it with the tattooed hawaiian at the stoplight?

Wasn't it the Twins and Reggie Nelson??
 

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crosscreekcooter;194592 said:
Who was it with the tattooed hawaiian at the stoplight?

Don't know what you're talking about. Never happened.
 

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divits;n194591 said:
Really makes me want to puke knowing guys like Hernandez and the Pounceys played for Florida.

1% of 1%. :rolleyes:

Never specified what the 1% referred to.
 

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divits;n194591 said:
Really makes me want to puke knowing guys like Hernandez and the Pounceys played for Florida.

1% of 1%. :rolleyes:
Gave me esophogeal spasms
 

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We could use a few more "twins" on the offensive line.
 

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oxking;n194632 said:
We could use a few more "twins" on the offensive line.

You've been watching too much Lingerie football.:headshake:
 

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rogdochar;n194523 said:
Deserves a new thread because it's pure comedy.
Prisoners are clearly informed that all calls are recorded, Transcripted and can be used in court against you if incriminating.
Fact, such talk has plenty precedent of being so used.
AH has had several talks with his fiance', Sheyanna Jenkins.

The ahah-one:
AH : How about my clothes ? Have they been moved or not moved. {likely coded mention to check his closet
for murder-night clothes for blood-spatter ?}

Jenkins (doesn't catch on): What are you talking about ?
AH : You know. Are my clothes still there ?
Jenkins : Aaron, where do you think they'd be? It's your house.
AH : Ich fritz pickerluma = some angry curse words (she's not getting it)
Jenkins : (now confused & stressed) Aaron, you've only been gone 6 months. You're talking like
you're going to be going to be gone 20 years or something. (AH hung up.)

:fingertap: :crazy: :facepalm:

So stupid.
 

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