Angry Woman in Horton’s Poops on Floor, Throws it at Employees

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  1. Swamp Queen

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    • GR8 2B

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      From the comments:

      “Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

      :lmao:
       
      • MJMGator

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        Matt would still hit it.
         
        • bradgator2

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          • Zambo

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            I think I’m in love.
             
            • divits

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              A guy could never do that. The cops would get there long before he had time to finish reading the sports section.
               
              • Zambo

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                Sometimes I have to go so bad and I go into a place to use the bathroom and they have it locked up and won't give you the key. I feel like doing this to them on those occasions. Maybe that's what's going on here. Anyway, another wonderful byproduct of so many homeless....stores that don't have public restrooms.
                 
              • Theologator

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              • crosscreekcooter

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                That wasn't her first time. That lean and drop move was well practiced. You gotta admit she made a great barehanded grab and throw. I'm guessing she played some second base in her day. Bytch didn't even have the courtesy to wash her stinky hands.
                 
                • AlexDaGator

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                  Surprised this wasn’t “Florida Man” at a Hardee’s.



                  Alex.
                   
                  • playzwtrux

                    playzwtrux Wait,... what?

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                    I see what you did there, you get a like :lol:
                     
                  • Detroitgator

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                    FIFY... it's ALWAYS Waffle House! ;)
                     
                    • GatorJ

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                      This is freaking hilarious
                       
                      • Captain Sasquatch

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                        That poutine can really make you have to go sometimes. :kiffin:
                         
                        • GR8 2B

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                          You misspelled "poo teen".
                           
                          • ExecutiveGator

                            ExecutiveGator Paragraphs are great tools. Use them.
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                            • bradgator2

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                              Just find a bench.

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                              Damn women are nasty.
                               
                            • crosscreekcooter

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                              Looks like she's schit through her pants. Out of curiosity. what did you type in your search engine to find that little tidbit?
                               
                              • Zambo

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                                Looking for more sheisse videos?
                                 
                              • Swamp Donkey

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                                I don't know, but don't search fvkking donkey. Just trust me.
                                 

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