Angry Woman in Horton’s Poops on Floor, Throws it at Employees

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  1. Swamp Donkey

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    Its not that I didnt read the story... well I didnt.... it was that I didnt want another 4 minutes of thumb exercise trying to scroll past it again.
     
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    Oh......well in that case....


     
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      The term "glorious turd" pretty much stands on its own, but I have to say he reached Aunt Lilybelle's Apple Pie blue ribbon status with "turd slurry soup"
       
      • crosscreekcooter

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        Apparently this activity has now spread across the border.

        Pennsylvania driver allegedly defecates on another man in road-rage incident
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        Pennsylvania State Police said a driver defecated on another man in a road-rage incident. (Pennsylvania State Police)

        A Pennsylvania man on Friday allegedly defecated on a fellow driver after the two engaged in a road-rage argument, Lehigh Valley Live reported.

        The alleged incident occurred at 8:45 p.m. It is not immediately clear what transpired before the interaction, but Pennsylvania State Police said the exchange led to Henry George Weaver defecating on the victim.

        Weaver’s age was not revealed but he will be charged with harassment, WFMZ.com reported.

        Last month, a Canadian woman was arrested after police said she deliberately defecated on the floor of a Tim Hortons restaurant and threw her feces at a store clerk, according to local reports.

        The woman, who used nearby napkins to clean herself during the incident, was reportedly refused access to the store restroom.
         
      • Zambo

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        How do you defecate ON someone? I guess maybe you knock their ass out and then do the deed while they are laying on the ground? Interesting that the charge for such an act is "harassment."
         
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        I would probably charge it as a battery. In most atates spitting is a battery too just like a punch. But perhaps there is an advantage sentencing wise for "harrassment" (whatever that is).
         
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        You never schit on somebody before?
         
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        If feel like this should be a primate only conversation.

        Like I'm eavesdropping on a very delicate family talk. Very awkward.
         
        #68 Swamp Donkey, Jun 29, 2018
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        Just in Thailand but that doesn’t really count.
         
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          Societal progress.
           
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          Last month, a Canadian woman was arrested after police said she deliberately defecated on the floor of a Tim Hortons restaurant and threw her feces at a store clerk, according to local reports.

          The woman, who used nearby napkins to clean herself during the incident, was reportedly refused access to the store restroom.

          What the story didn't tell you was she was a cook at the Horton's restaurant

          And the word clean is used loosely here
           

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