Apology to Der Feuher

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  1. lizardbreath

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    Dear thin skinned tyrant,

    I suggested in a recent thread that although you may already have every virus known to modern science, as previously suggested by the redoubtable donkey, we could still hope that some spontaneous mutation might add to your already impressive array of microscopic house guests. You apparently took some umbrage to my course little jest, resulting in a dislike from your most worthy self. Please accept my heart-felt apologies for seeming to suggest that your untimely demise as a result of some awful new form of the creeping crud would be something to be desired. In no way would I want to see the world robbed of your elfin charm and titanic wit. Perish the thought! And as a further mitigation of guilt, allow me to offer up the donkey as a scape goat in this unfortunate matter. It was after all he who postulated the original thesis, while I, misguided soul that I am, simply followed his fetid carcass down the primrose path to infamy.

    Your obedient servant,

    Crestfallen Lizard with bad breath
     
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      Plus, you mentioned a dislike. You know the rules by now.... even though the response was quite humorous.... nevertheless

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            And yet, the rule concerns bytching about getting a dislike.
             
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                  Don't I get any credit for throwing you under the bus? I mean, fair is fair!
                   
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                    OP got four dislikes. Someone needs to explain to me what the OP even meant.
                     
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                      And for any of the GatorCountry herpes ridden refugees, the 2nd rule is that we only use Rivals ratings. ESPN and 247 are for 1st rate douchbags like Crucial.
                       
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                        That's different - although I'm not exactly sure why.
                         
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                            We know you don't, but lizards have very tiny brains. We don't expect much.
                             
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                            He made a very funny reply to Ox, and should be proud of his wit and sarcasm, and yet made the fatal error of bytching about a dislike he received.

                            It's not that hard but I know you've had a bad week.
                             
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                            Look who's talking - Jackass!
                             
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                              Well, excuse me for not spending 10 hours a day here.
                               
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