Arkansas TE Jeremy Sprinkle Suspended for Belk Bowl.....

[Captain Sasquatch]

Because he was caught shoplifting at Belk.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Hope one of our guys doesn't try to put a Bloomin' Onion in his pants.

 

[Gator Fever]

The penalty should be an appearance in one of those Belk commercials with Bert.

 

[alcoholica]

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[Captain Sasquatch]

It was during their shopping spree in which they were given $450 gift cards.

http://deadspin.com/report-arkansas...ource=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Hope one of our guys doesn't try to put a Bloomin' Onion in his pants.

You mean Butters?

 

[TheBigClaw]

It was during their shopping spree in which they were given $450 gift cards.

http://deadspin.com/report-arkansas...ource=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

You can't fix stupid

 

[Slug]

And speaking of complete ****ing idiots, have a gander at this scholar athlete.
http://www.espn.com/college-footbal...-db-john-michael-hankerson-third-arrest-month

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

And speaking of complete ****ing idiots, have a gander at this scholar athlete.
http://www.espn.com/college-footbal...-db-john-michael-hankerson-third-arrest-month

I don't know what goes through a kid's mind before he does something like this. "Well I have a full ride and possibly a good football career ahead of me, I think I'll hold some people up at gun point and rob them."

 

[Slug]

I don't know what goes through a kid's mind before he does something like this. "Well I have a full ride and possibly a good football career ahead of me, I think I'll hold some people up at gun point and rob them."

Plus one count kidnapping.