Banned List for Each SEC Fanbase

[SeabeeGator]

Stumbled across this and found it surprisingly pro-Gator. Trashed Kentucky fans who think there’s a football rivalry with Florida, makes fun of the lack of Gator forward passing, etc.:

https://www.seccountry.com/sec/sec-fan-bases-traditions-banned-immediately

Can’t say I disagree with much on the list but wanted to know what else folks would add to it. Thoughts?

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Alabama -- Banned from letting their women wear houndstooth hats
Arkansas --- Banned from showing pictures of Bill Clinton in an Arkansas sweatshirt
Auburn -- Banned from talking about how great the trees were at Toomer's Corner
LSU --- Banned from playing replays of Billy Cannon's Halloween night punt return against Ole Miss
Mississippi State -- Banned from ever calling that shythole "Starkvegas" again
Ole Miss --- Banned from mentioning the Chucky Mullins Award
Texas A&M --- Banned from talking about all the oil money they have

Florida --- Banned from ever mentioning that they (we) won two back-to-back SEC Eastern Division titles under Jim McElwain
Georgia --- Banned from replaying Larry Munson's call of "Run Lindsay Run" before the Florida game
Kentucky --- Banned from saying that they only care about basketball
Missouri --- Banned from saying that Columbia is in "Little Dixie"
South Carolina --- Banned from saying Steve Spurrier is a Cock
Tennessee --- Banned from mentioning how many Tax Slayer Bowl rings they have won
Vanderbilt --- Banned from saying they are the Harvard of the South

 

[MidwestChomp]

Can you imagine the outrage from LSU if corn dogs were banned? Also banned for LSU, complaining about the weather...

 

[Theologator]

Alabama - Banned from claiming more titles than anyone else can find. “Got 38?” To which I automatically reply, “No, and you don’t either.”

Auburn - Banned from acting like they’re the Harvard of east Alabama.

Arkansas - Banned from allowing me to ever see Bielma’s belly again.

LSU - Banned from missing Miles. It’s your fault and we miss him.

Ole Miss - Banned from pretending to be relevant.

Miss St. - No more cowbell. Ever. Lousiest tradition in college football.

A&M - Banned from bitching about Jimbo’s whiny sideline antics and hair plugs.

Florida - Banned from calling any player a “quarterback” until they actually have one.

Georgia - Banned from calling it the. “Georgia - Florida” game. That’s as backwards as your momma’s chaw.

Kentucky - Banned from claiming vast improvement until...you actually win something.

Missouri - Banned from the SEC East. Get in the West where you belong, we get AU and screw Ut’s masochistic desire to get rolled by Bama every year.

South Carolina - Banned from the stupid crowing chicken. It’s embarrassing, but it’s more embarrassing that you love it.

Tennessee - Banned from ever saying the word “Gruden” again. Otherwise, just keep doing what your doing. Please.

Edit:
Vanderbilt - Banned from claiming your academics are the reason you are irrelevant, awful, overlooked and forgotten even on this list. See Stanford.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Auburn - banned from using multiple mascots. Make up your minds, war plainsmen tiger eagles.

Georgia - banned from whining about playing in Jacksonville.

Florida and Georgia administers - Banned from calling the game anything other than what it is, the Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.

South Carolina - to reiterate a reply above, Spurrier is not yours. He’s Florida’s. You can have Muschamp though.

Florida - Banned from claiming offensive improvement until it happens.

Tennessee - Banned from claiming relevance, in general. You’re not, so just stop.

Vandy - No complaints, glad you returned to your historical place.

Kentucky - Banned from whining about bad calls, etc that have caused the 31 year Florida losing streak. The streak is in place because you’ve sucked for multiple decades.

MSU - Cowbells. Banned. Forever.

Ole Miss - Banned from pretending you’ve got the market cornered on pretty girls and partying. I live in Mississippi, with few exceptions, you’re nothing special.

LSU - Banned from exploiting natural disasters to add home games to your football schedule.

Arkansas - Banned from hiring enormously obese coaches, even if he’s a perfect representative of your state.

Missouri - Stop calling yourself Mizzou. It’s dumb.

TAMU - No one cares about your rivalry with Texas. You chose to quit that one - stop bringing them up in football conversations.

FSU - Banned from covering up sexual assault and other crimes by star athletes. Banned from most of your cheers - congrats on being able to spell Florida State, heck of an accomplishment. And your former QBs are banned from national talk shows - they suck at life and no one cares about their opinions.

 

[GR8 2B]

All of you guys nailed it.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Bama - Banned from: houndstooth, claiming illegitimate championships, constructing statues that make Saban appear tall, obstructing common sense realignment because of a rivalry with Tennessee from the distant past, inserting the phrase “Roll Tide” into every sentence you utter...

 

[MidwestChomp]

Bama - banned from complaining about not winning the national championship anymore

Tennessee - banned from using plungers....I know it's not fair.

TAMU - banned from doing this

Georgia - banned from ever doing one of these again

Auburn - just ban Tammy

Kentucky - banned from giving high fives

Ole Miss - banned from having a walk of champions





Miss State - banned from running out on the field

Missouri - banned from even trying to spell

South Carolina - banned from thinking Muschamp is a great coach

Arkansas - banned from thinking you will be good

Vandy - banned from bowl games

What is the difference between a Commodore and Rice Crispies?
– Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.