Bars now off limits to the clowns

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Gator87;n246244 said:
The new clown college football unis.

More likely this is the new Florida State Prison System uniform...
 

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Your time is up in beer joints Noles, but there are still openings in the Florida State Prison at Raiford. Has a nice ring to it. The Florida State Prison.
 

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Durty South Swamp

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deuce;n246330 said:
Should we start a list of things that are off limits to semiholes?

1. Bars
2. Going to class
3. Taking baths
4. Getting a degree
5. Speaking English
6. Hittin bitch's in da face
7. common sense
8. Morality
9. Using deodorant
10. paying for crab legs
11.athletic shoe stores
12.


Ehhh... clearly #6 is not off-limits. I heard they actually teach that at freshman orientation, and its in the student handbook as well.
 

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He's getting outta control...just banned butter from the crableg menu.
 

T REX

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I would think that there's a lot of backlash from the alumni and the administration. Too many black eyes on the university. FSU is taking a beating in the media. And they are under a microscope until they change the culture there. I don't think they have much choice but to start changing what's going on.
 

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T REX;n246490 said:
I would think that there's a lot of backlash from the alumni and the administration.
Has their EVER been backlash from their alums and admin?
 

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For their own protection all females are banned from Joke Shambles stadium during gametime for the 2015 football season.
 

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If they can't stay away from the bars, these guys have a team for them.
 

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Law98gator;n246554 said:
Has their EVER been backlash from their alums and admin?

Nope. Just win baby! And I've seen a lot of similar talk around here lately too.
 

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I think being banned from bars really means: "Don't tell people you're a football player when you go out to clubs." The only thing this will do is reduce the number of free drinks.
 

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Bars are off limits, but drinking establishments are totally fine.
 

MJMGator

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He also told them they were no longer allowed to hit women with their right hands. Gotta use the left hook or nothing. He's cracking down hard on the boys!
 

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They just can't help it.
 

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FSU's new strength and conditioning coach has them really working:

Prison.jpg
 

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You can't take a wild animal out of his natural habitat like that. Criminoles belong in bars.
 

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