Before settling on his current career as the best Corrections Officer in the Southeast, Dubs wasn't sure what he was going to do with his life. The Army was fun, he traveled a lot, saw (and banged) lots of exotic foreigners, and became adept and cleaning things, wearing green, and saying "yes sir" to dumbasses. Unsure how these skills would translate to civilian life, he began exploring different career options. First, he tried his hand in the restaurant business. Lots of places had good food, but Dubs knew that to be successful, he needed to offer something extra. He came up with a revolutionary concept where in addition to great BBQ, his restaurant would fry anything you wanted ("as long as it's fryable and and edible, we make it delicousable!) and the surprising twist--foot massages. Here is his ad for "Jones Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage". When that particular business venture failed to pan out and resulted in several lawsuits, Dubs thought he might try his hand at the legal business. Again, he knew he needed that something extra. He identified a problem with most law firms. When the client goes to jail, who takes care of the kids? Here is his ad for "Jones Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy" Alex.