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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CaseyGator, Mar 25, 2018.
I believe we have a winner.
Pretty sure Boss' best pick up line is giving a chick a cloth and asking "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Alex.
that's the point of a bad pick up line, it's the laugh, if you get that it's golden.
My favorite was "**** me if im wrong! But is your name guinnevere?" LoL good way to break the ice!
I can run faster horny than you can scared
Damn girl your bone structure is giving my bone structure
I put the STD in stud, and all I need now is u
Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
Me: "Titanic." Other person: "What?" Me: "Sorry, not a good icebreaker."
Boy: Looking at phone, seemingly surprised, looks up at girl—“Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?!?” Girl: Looks back quizzically Boy: Smile warmly— “Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is...”. Alex.
True event. At a lounge, sitting next to this gorgeous, well-endowed beauty, I felt "wanna-talk" tension welling up in me. Finally, faster than I could filter it : I threw the back of my head into her lap and said, "We're close enough that you'd tell me if I started acting like I've had too much to drink, right.?" We had several dates after that night. ??
Through extensive google search I found the line Sas uses:
Was his name Brian Conn? (former HS1?)
Embarrassing. You're better than that.
"Thats a really nice outfit you're wearing. It's gonna look even better balled up on the floor at the foot of my bed in the morning." I've used that one periodically and with pretty decent success. It's all about the delivery. Pulled it on a few girls that were way outta my league and weren't even giving me the time of day. If said with just the right amount of confidence and humor its an absolute home run because its so over the top. But if you're off just a little, you are the biggest creep in the bar "hi, can you dance?" when they decline: "no, no... i wasnt asking if you wanted to, i was asking if you knew how" This one is surprisingly effective as well. A lot of girls will get up just to show you they can. And THAT my friend is all you need. And then there are the classic lines that play on extreme shock followed by extremely disarming humor, for instance: "Hi, you are really freaking sexy. Want to go back to my place for some pizza and sex?" Once you recieve a horrified look of fright follow with this one... "What? You dont like pizza?"
I just grab them by the pussy!
I heard a story about a dude at a bar. He bums a whole lime off of a bartender (prolly had to pay for it). He writes his name and number on the lime, gives it to the surprised girl and says "it's a pick-up lime". It's gotta be the lamest but I wonder if it is true or an urban legend. Alex.
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