Best bad pickup line?

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  1. CaseyGator

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    I’m sad to say I would probably talk to that dude for a few minutes.
     
    • MidwestChomp

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      I'm a lot like you so please, Hello, I'm here I'm waiting. I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
       
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      That’s not a pick-up line. It’s a cry for help. :lol:
       
      • MidwestChomp

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        Tell it to Weezer
         
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          My son met his "future wife" in an elevator @ a nightclub in Orlando and he immediately went into his narcistic rap song about himself and then handed her his business card & told her to call him!!!
          Actually, his rap song was quite good and did draw lots of attention from females.

          Good grief but I thought I taught him better than that. She told him she had no intention of calling him, but he surprisingly did manage to get her phone number. They just renewed their vows this past April after 20 years of marriage.
           
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            You’re Crucial’s momma?
             
            • Swamp Donkey

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              Explains a lot. The dad is probably Vanilla Ice.
               
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                A dear friend was in the dumps because his girlfriend had dumped him. Our group of friends were heading out to Rickenbacker’s but he didn’t want to go as his confidence had bottomed out. This guy was a senior at UF Law, handsome, benched about 350 with a 32” waist and just a super guy. You know, the kind that can’t ever pick up a girl in a bar but has “happily ever after” written all over him.

                So, I suggested his pick up line: “Want to see my resume?”

                He didn’t use it, but the laugh did get him out the door and we had a good time. He’s now living happily ever after with a beautiful wife, son, career etc.

                And I still like that line.
                 
                • AlexDaGator

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                  I might have known that guy. What year?

                  Alex.
                   
                • Theologator

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                  1985-86. Not quite sure what year he actually got his JD but it was about then.
                   
                • AlexDaGator

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                  Whoops!

                  I was off by a decade.

                  Alex.
                   

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