Beware the giant beaver

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      Is World News Daily like The Globe and those tabloids worse than The Enquirer you see in check out lines?
       
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      Are you suggesting this is in any way not real?
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      Canadian fishermen catch record-breaking 320-lbs shrimp
      Two men from the Canadian Atlantic Coast made an astonishing catch while fishing near the confluence of the Matane River and the St. Lawrence River. The fishermen captured a northern prawn measuring over 2.80 meters (9 ft) long and weighing more than 145 kilograms (319 lbs), the biggest crustacean of this type to have ever have been caught.
      Rene Kirouac and his brother-in-law, Raymond Bergeron, were sailing aboard their trawl when they noticed some unusual movement along the rocks located near the coast. Upon approaching, they noticed that the movement was caused a giant shrimp, and they set out to capture the amazing creature.

      Realizing quickly that their fishing traps would be useless against a crustacean of this size, the two men rushed out of their hunting rifles to handle the huge animal.

      “It was the most difficult catch of my life!” says Mr. Kirouac, an experienced shrimp fisherman. “It just refused to die! We fired at it from close range and knocked it repeatedly on the head with a metal shovel, but it had very little effect. It took sixteen .30-06 ammo before it stopped crawling, but we finally got it!”

      Biologists from the University of Quebec in Rimouski (UQAR), under the direction of Professor Denis Langevin, were quickly dispatched to take measurements of the animal and conduct various analyzes.
       
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      It was on the interwebs, so that’s how you know it’s true.
       
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        Wynona's big brown beaver?
         
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          I thought this thread was about Ole Butters taking an Oregon State job.

          It always made perfect sense because he could be both a coach and the mascot.
           
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              I like me some aggressive beaver.
               
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              Cooter likes his bald.


              Alex.
               
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                I love seeing a nice juicy beaver from behind...
                 

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