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  1. bradgator2
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    bradgator2 1/29/17 half marathon - 1 hour, 34 min, 2 secs
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    Nice pepper grinder.
     
  2. playzwtrux
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    playzwtrux Wait,... what?

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    whore, takes one to....
     
  3. crosscreekcooter

    crosscreekcooter Cunning Linguist

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    "That thing looks kind of shriveled up"
     
  4. TLB
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    Her: You said you'd put it on the table and it would reach out to here. Can it even reach the table?

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    Her: I told you what would happen (reaching for knife)

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    Him: Isn't it unusually cold out here?
     
    • CaseyGator

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      Yeah, you should see a doctor about that.
       
    • Loogis

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      Her: and that’s where you put the apples.
      Him: oh ok. And so where do I put my penis?
       
      • CGgater

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        Her: Hahahahahahahaaaa!
        Oh, you’re serious? Eww.
         
        • LagoonGator68
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          Unless you're bigger than this pepper mill, don't waste my time....
           
        • LagoonGator68
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          Don't pinch my ass again unless you mean it!
           
        • The Shady Grove Gator

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          That is one great looking piece...of produce.
           
        • crosscreekcooter

          crosscreekcooter Cunning Linguist

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        • TLB
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          I have no idea who those two people are.
           
        • AlexDaGator

          AlexDaGator The Hammer of Thor
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          Imma guess ‘Arry Pottah and the older Obama kid.


          Alex.
           
        • crosscreekcooter

          crosscreekcooter Cunning Linguist

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          Rory Farquharson is described as a former "head boy", whatever the hell that means. The Harry Potter reference was pretty much right on.

          Former first daughter Malia Obama journeyed to New York City this weekend and was spotted with her new British boyfriend, Rory Farquharson.

          Her beau is a former head boy of Rugby School, one of the top "public" schools in the United Kingdom, The Daily Mail reported.

          They were seen on a date in New York's SoHo neighborhood.

          Rory, whose father, Charles Farquharson, is a chief executive and director of an investment fund management group in London, according to The Daily Mail, was seen smoking a cigarette. President Barack Obama‘s eldest daughter was seen filled with smiles and laughter.

          Both are 19 years old freshmen and attend Harvard University, according to TMZ.

          Malia and Rory were caught kissing passionately before a Harvard-Yale football game in November, The Daily Mail added.
           
        • MidwestChomp
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          MidwestChomp Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
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