It's actually remarkable that he gets any athletic talent whatsoever. As you say, he basically has to sit across from recruits and their parents and admit that as an OL/RB/WR/QB, there's basically nothing that we'll do over the next 4 years that will prepare you for a shot at the next level. And it's unlikely we'll be winning anything of consequence at the collegiate level either, because sooner or later we'll have an opposing offense get a lead on us and this style has no chance of mounting a comeback, unless the opposing team is coached by Mark Richt...wait, ok so maybe once a year. Did I mention that you'll play in a town that's dominated by your biggest rival, who'll routinely bark at you from the window of their buy-here-pay-here mid 2000's truck? In fact, you won't even be second fiddle, as at least 4 other major SE schools have a bigger presence in Atlanta than you do. Anyway, let's see, did we get everything...8-9 wins, no titles, no NFL prep, barking morons, 5th place....Yep, that covers it. So, are you ready to become a yellowjacket?
