Currently 104th ranked offense, but.....

Zambo

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Hey, at least Kentucky is 102nd
Tennessee is 110th
And Vanderbilt is 127th

What do those three teams have in common?
 

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They're all waiting till the 2nd half of the season to peak, like us?
 

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Hey, at least Kentucky is 102nd
Tennessee is 110th
And Vanderbilt is 127th

What do those three teams have in common?

They got 100+ teams better than them and 95% of those pay less for their better product.
 

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They weren't afraid of our defense.
 

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All those teams have pumpers who "see improvement on offense."
 

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They are all only one move of a decimal point away from greatness?
 

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Hey, at least Kentucky is 102nd
Tennessee is 110th
And Vanderbilt is 127th

What do those three teams have in common?
Those three are only ranked that high because they ran into our dominant defense.
 

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The final stage after acceptance is laughter. At least we're advanced in our grief.
 

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Thanks for the fun replies. It was just a rhetorical question, the answer being they are the teams we've beaten this year. Whoopiieeee. This season is already ugly and gonna get much uglier IMO.
 

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Wow we're 12 spots better than we were last year! I guess that means Butters n Nusschamp are getting raises and extensions!
 

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The final stage after acceptance is laughter. At least we're advanced in our grief.

I kid you not, my wife told me that she doesn't Watch gator football anymore because it's so boring. So she just goes to sleep good night games come on. But she said that my constant laughter wakes her up. I've moved on from rage to laughter. At this joke of a coaching staff.
 

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I kid you not, my wife told me that she doesn't Watch gator football anymore because it's so boring. So she just goes to sleep good night games come on. But she said that my constant laughter wakes her up. I've moved on from rage to laughter. At this joke of a coaching staff.

I get it, I really do. I used to get stressed watching Gator football. It's become my stress reliever.
 

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