Dear North Korea...

[Captain Sasquatch]

This is why you suck.

 

[jdh5484]

I will contribute some $$$ to send North Korea "corrected" maps.

I'll get someone to light up the target!

 

[CGgater]

Just how I pictured you all these years, but with more hair.

 

[CGgater]

Meh. We can send our very own Marine1 into tallacrappy with a field knife and it would be mission-accomplished in about 15 minutes.

 

[Marine1]

Meh. We can send our very own Marine1 into tallacrappy with a field knife and it would be mission-accomplished in about 15 minutes.

Did quite a bit of training with South Korean Marines on some joint exercises years ago and went over once as an advisor. Hope all works out. Met some really good folks in Pohang that treated me well.

 

[Tunaboat]

Met some really good folks in Pohang that treated me well.

Not to mention being able to buy shoes, 2 suits, a brass bed, lotsa beer and a 2-girl smile party all in 3 hours. With money left over! :)

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Let's just hope it doesn't tip over before the strike.

Wasn't that about the dumbest thing that anybody, much less a congressman, have ever said?

 

[Zambo]

Wasn't that about the dumbest thing that anybody, much less a congressman, have ever said?

Why yes, I believe the Guinness book of records lists it as the dumbest thing ever said. In fact I believe he was in fact asking a question which would also crush the theory that there are no stupid questions.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

a 2-girl smile party

I seriously doubt you're going to find very many people on this board that know what you're referring to. But I'm looking forward to the responses to the eventual explanation.

 

[Slug]

I seriously doubt you're going to find very many people on this board that know what you're referring to. But I'm looking forward to the responses to the eventual explanation.

From my experience that would be a threesome.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

From my experience that would be a threesome.

No, in S Korea back in the day, a smiles party was something very specific. Had to do with visiting an establishment run by a mamasan and sitting down at a large table with your buddies while a "girl" went under the table for a few minutes. The game was called smiles.

I'll let tuna fill you in on the rest

 

[Slug]

No, in S Korea back in the day, a smiles party was something very specific. Had to do with visiting an establishment run by a mamasan and sitting down at a large table with your buddies while a "girl" went under the table for a few minutes. The game was called smiles.

I'll let tuna fill you in on the rest

The hell? I must of been going to the wrong juicy bars. Sounds like a fun game.

 

[NavetG8r]

No, in S Korea back in the day, a smiles party was something very specific. Had to do with visiting an establishment run by a mamasan and sitting down at a large table with your buddies while a "girl" went under the table for a few minutes. The game was called smiles.

I'll let tuna fill you in on the rest

First one to smile loses. It's a fun game.

 

[Marine1]

Not to mention being able to buy shoes, 2 suits, a brass bed, lotsa beer and a 2-girl smile party all in 3 hours. With money left over! :)

Don't forget the futon.

And don't eat the chicken. Got medevaced to Okinawa once with the worst case of food poisoning imaginable.

 

[Tunaboat]

First one to smile loses. It's a fun game.

Bingo! First one to smile buys the next round. It's tough to solve World Peace when 2 girls are under the table and everybody's "game face" goes to shyte

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Their mouths couldn't have been very clean.

 

[chferg]

No, in S Korea back in the day, a smiles party was something very specific. Had to do with visiting an establishment run by a mamasan and sitting down at a large table with your buddies while a "girl" went under the table for a few minutes. The game was called smiles.
I'll let tuna fill you in on the rest

I thought mamasan was Vietnamese

VC #10, GI #1

 

[MJMGator]

Their mouths couldn't have been very clean.

They bleach them.

 

[NoGaGator]

I seriously doubt you're going to find very many people on this board that know what you're referring to. But I'm looking forward to the responses to the eventual explanation.

I forget the exact context but the unnamed Congressman actually made Maxine Waters look smart. He stated during a testimony that he was afraid that Guam would actually tip over if enough incoming forces were placed there.

 

[NavetG8r]

I thought mamasan was Vietnamese

VC #10, GI #1

I have no clue where the word or term mamasan originated, but I know the older ladies that manage the girls in Thailand girly bars are called mamasans also.