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  1. B52G8rAC

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    I think we should continue with the list of pertinent 10RC jokes started elsewhere. Here's mine:

    What do you call a family reunion in Tennessee? Speed dating.

    OK, one more. What is the shape of a Tennessee family tree? Power pole (no branches).

    I think this may be better than the look alike thread. There are only so many pictures of missing teeth and overalls.
     
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    What has 24 legs and 4 teeth: Vol Cheerleading squad.
     
  3. MidwestChomp

    MidwestChomp Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
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    How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? There is tobacco spit on both sides of his truck


    Guy walks into a bar and sits at the bar, he looked at the guy beside him and says, hey you want to hear a tennessee redneck joke? The guy he was speaking to stood up and was 6'2" 220 lbs and said hey man I am a UT grad and my 2 friends here with me which are 6'3" 240 & 6'5" 280 lbs each are also UT grads. Now are you sure that you still want to tell your little joke? He looked at the 3 men and said nah, I don't feel like explaining 3 times.

    Why don't Tennessee fans use 911 in an emergency? Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
     
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    A Vol comes home to find that his girlfriend is visibly upset. He asks her what's wrong. She cries, "My friends all say you're a pedophile."

    "Pedophile," he smirks. "Thats a pretty big word for a 9 year old."
     
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    What do Tennessee fans do for Halloween? Pump Kin.
     
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    A Tennessee freshman meets the girl of his dreams another UT freshman, then over Christmas break he brings her home to meet the family. After a good dinner he goes out back to talk to his dad.
    "Dad she is a great, beautiful, smart, and funny"
    "Yeah son, she seems pretty great"
    "Dad there is just one issue"
    "What's that my boy, not good in the sack"
    "She's a virgin"
    "What?!! If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours!"
     
  9. Okeechobee Joe

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    Why do Tennessee Vols wear orange?

    So they can go to the ballgame on Saturday, deer hunting on Sunday, and get back to their regular job of picking up trash on the side of the road on Monday without ever having to change clothes and take a bath.
     
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    Best one yet....:lmao2:
     

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